WACKY FAD OBITUARIES
Though we mourn this garment's passing from the realm of viral popularity, it is survived by its component parts, blankets & sleeves
the Slanket (or Snuggie)
Dim the lights before asking this "talking board" questions at a sleepover; Hasbro says it's just a game... or is it?
Ouija
This condition occurs when a human's body temperature falls below 95 degrees Fahrenheit
hypothermia
With its famed ball season in full swing, January is the perfect time to visit this Austrian capital, "the City of Waltzes"
Vienna
This iconic castle at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom belongs to a princess who lost her glass slipper.
Cinderella’s Castle
An ineffective & oddly suggestive workout will be held for this fitness gimmick; oscillating dumbbells will be provided
the Shake Weight
The metaphorical divide between political parties; savvy lawmakers learn to reach across it
aisle
The recipe for this type of winter storm: snow, winds over 35 mph, and low visibility for at least 3 hours
Blizard
Every October hundreds of hot air balloons take flight in this New Mexico city at what's called "the most photographed event in the world"
Albuquerque
This Disney princess’s story is told aboard a musical boat ride in the Frozen Ever After attraction in EPCOT’s Norway Pavilion.
Who is Elsa (or Anna)?
Funeral services for this line dance will be held on the nearest cruise ship, featuring a special performance by Los del Rio
the "Macarena"
Hey Maine-iacs! Should I boil my lobstah or do this to it in a basket, which I've heard gets the meat more tendah
steam
NASA says the average temperature on this eighth planet from the Sun is a brisk -330 degrees Fahrenheit
Pluto
or the most breathtaking view of Japan’s cherry blossoms in full bloom, tourists flock to this month, particularly in cities like Kyoto and Tokyo.
April
This ride in Adventureland takes you past pirates, treasure, and a mischievous Captain Jack Sparrow.
What is Pirates of the Caribbean?
In lieu of flowers, mourners of this trend are asked to lie face down, rigid with their arms at their sides and be photographed
Planking
Emily Dickinson,
Pablo Neruda &
T.S. Eliot,
to name a few
Poets
Equal to -459.67 degrees Fahrenheit, the lowest possible temperature that matter can reach is known by this two-word term
absolute zero
Travelers seeking to avoid the heavy summer rains in this South Asian country should aim for November to February, its dry season.
Thailand
Opened in 1955, this original Disneyland ride has the slogan "The Happiest Cruise That Ever Sailed."
It's a small world
Born of ordinary Hawaiian milk caps, they are survived by millions of cardboard "slammers" lying unused in millennial closets
POGS
It's the edible lining of an animal's stomach, or slang for a worthless piece of writing
Tripe
Unlike most solids, dry ice doesn't melt into a liquid, but turns directly into a gas, a process known as this
Sublimation
For skiing enthusiasts looking for the best powder in the French Alps, this midwinter month is known for its reliable snow and fewer crowds.
January
Hardcore Disney fans know that this thrilling rollercoaster in Disneyland’s Tomorrowland, which opened in 1977, was the first Disney coaster to feature
Space mountain