School Shenanigans
This is the number of pencils a student needs before definitely losing them all by lunchtime.
What is 5?
The universal unit of teacher time, used to describe how long grading takes.
What is "forever-ish"?
The only U.S. state name that can be typed on one row of a QWERTY keyboard.
What is Alaska?
This animal can hold its breath longer than a dolphin… and it's not even aquatic.
What is a sloth?
This pop diva told us to "Express Yourself" and was known as the Queen of Pop in the 90s.
Who is Madonna?
The scientific name for the mysterious smell in a middle school hallway.
What is "eau de gym socks"?
The magical place where all confiscated toys and phones go.
What is the teacher’s desk drawer of doom?
This number is both the square of 12 and the dozen of dozens.
What is 144?
This word is spelled the same forward and backward and means a small boat.
What is kayak?
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air moved from West Philadelphia to this fancy neighborhood.
What is Bel-Air?
This item mysteriously disappears more often than homework.
What is a classroom stapler?
The number of mugs a teacher owns (give or take 10).
What is 37?
This Shakespeare play includes witches, ghosts, and a whole lot of guilt.
What is Macbeth?
The only continent without snakes.
What is Antarctica?
In 1997, this song by Hanson had everyone singing?
What is MMMBop?
This “subject” magically appears on students' phones during class time.
What is TikTok studies?
This beverage fuels 90% of early morning staff meetings.
What is coffee?
The atomic number of carbon, aka the building block of life.
What is 6?
This famous wizard’s scar is shaped like lightning.
Who is Harry Potter?
This boy band made teens scream with hits like Tearin’ Up My Heart and Bye Bye Bye.
Who is *NSYNC?
The best time to schedule a fire drill (if you want to cause chaos).
What is right before a test?
The sound that makes every teacher's eye twitch just a little.
What is "Can we watch a movie today?"
The mathematical term for a shape with 20 sides.
What is an icosagon?
The only food that never spoils.
What is honey?
She starred in Clueless and taught us that “as if!” was the ultimate comeback.
Who is Alicia Silverstone?