Rude, Mean, or Bully?
What Shouldn't You Do?
Jokes
Homonyms
Why did this happen?
100

Forgetting to cover your mouth when you cough near others.

Rude

100

My friends are telling me to yell at someone because they think it will be funny. Shouldn't I do?

Yell at them and call the names and make sure they run away crying

100

How do you count cows?

With a Cow-culator
100

the outer layer of a tree / the sound a dog makes

Bark

100

I told my brother to do something inappropriate because I thought it would be funny. Now my parent is angry at me. Why are they angry?

I encouraged him to do it and didn't encourage him to do the right thing. 

200

Doing or saying something on purpose many times to hurt someone else.

Bully

200

I'm hungry, but it is still class time. Should I leave class and eat instead of doing work?

Absolutely! Who cares about work? Learning sucks anyway! 

200

Why can't scientists trust atoms ?

Because they make up everything! 

200

a genre of music / a stone

Rock

200

I asked my mom a lot for something I can't have and started shouting at her. Now she's shouting back at me. Why did she start shouting?

Because I shouted first

300

Kicking someone out of the GaGa ball pit because you don't like them...

Mean

300

I want to watch something online, but I have a ton of work to do. What shouldn't I do?

Just watch what I want to watch, fall asleep, and get none of my work done! I mean it's just one zero...

300

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

300

 a season / coiled metal

Spring

300

I heard someone talking bad about me so I started talking bad at them. They pushed me on the ground. Why did they do that?

Because I started to talk back at them instead of ignoring them or trying to talk to them calmly about the issue. 

400

If you accidentally cut in front of a classmate in line...

Rude

400

I was told to ignore someone because I don't like them. I see them outside while I'm doing something. What shouldn't I do?

Go up to them and tell them how much I despise them and while I'm at it tell them how horrible of a person they are! 

400

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train!

400

in good health / a source for water in the ground

Well

400

I didn't finish my work in class. The teacher said students who have finished their work can go play. I try to go but the teacher stops me, why?

Because I didn't finish my work.

500

If someone is being rude or mean you can use 3 different steps to try to correct the situation. What are the 3 steps?

Stop, Walk, Talk

500

I want a drink but no one is around to give it to me.

Just take it and drink it! I mean I'm thirsty and it's their fault that no one is there to give it to me. Next time be there and I won't have to take the drink without asking. 

500

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight (ate) nine!

500

very smart or intelligent / filled with light

Bright
500

My teacher told me I have a test two weeks ago, but I didn't study at all. I failed the test. Why did I fail?

Because I didn't study and/or practice.