TV Show by Confused Viewer's Questions and Comments
Is is a tour of a workplace? Are they just going to show me their staplers and paperclips?
The Office
Um, that doesn't sound like it would be fun at all. What do they do, see who can starve themselves faster than the others?
The Hunger Games
So, you like Ashe and are more into archery? Perhaps you should check out The Merry Adventures of this character, who is a skilled archer that steals from the rich and gives to the poor
Robin Hood
So you're telling me the red shells don't miss? And what does the blue shell do?
Mario Kart (any game in franchise is correct)
"Not in a box. Not with a fox.
Not in a house. Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere."
Green Eggs and Ham (by Dr. Seuss)
Oh good. This will be short. What?! Nine seasons to tell these two kids about one of their parents?
How I Met Your Mother
Let me guess. It's about Swiss cheese.
Holes
Oh, so Gangplank and his barrels are more your style? Perhaps you should check out this classic in which the main character overhears Long John Silver while hiding in an apple barrel.
Treasure Island
The Flood? What on Earth are they talking about? I don't see any water at all.
Halo
"He should not be here," said the fish in the pot. "He should not be here when your mother is not.”
The Cat in the Hat (by Dr. Seuss)
So . . . this is a bit more gruesome than I expected. Is it safe to say this isn't about high-pitched singers?
The Sopranos
Looking for Alaska
Oh, so you're into Illaoi and her tentacles? Perhaps you should check on this classic in which a submarine is attacked by several giant squid.
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
This is absolutely ridiculous. I've done everything she's told me to do. Where the hell is my cake?
Portal
"I quickly invented my Super-Axe-Hacker which wacked off four Truffula Trees at one smacker."
The Lorax (by Dr. Seuss)
Arrested Development
Uh, what? I've heard of roses. I've heard of daisies. But what on Earth is that? And what could be good about it?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Ah, you're more into champions like Singed or Teemo who use poison? Perhaps you'd like this classic story of revenge in which a poison call Brucine plays an important role.
The Count of Monte Cristo
Ya, I get that I lost, but did he really have to literally rip my heart out and hold it up?
Mortal Kombat
“He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles, Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers and wuzzles.”
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Um, I think they're missing an "S" at the end. If you've got two and a half dozen of something, you need to use the plural form, not the singular.
30 Rock
Who on Earth would want that title to rule over those pests? I'd rather take King of England or some other title that lets me be in charge of people.
Lord of the Flies
Oh, you're more into Warwick? Maybe you should read this classic in which a kidnapped, domesticated dog embraces his wild ancestry to survive and thrive in nature.
The Call of the Wild
What the hell?! Someone please explain to me why Gandhi is nuking me.
Civilization
"My name is Sylvester McMonkey McBean. And I've heard of your troubles. I've heard you're unhappy. But I can fix that. I'm the Fix-it-Up Chappie."
The Sneetches (and Other Stories) (by Dr. Seuss)