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It's a wooden bucket. But… bigger.
Big bucket
He hates boars so much.
Boar31337Killer
Yep. Definitely a chicken.
Chicken
A demented evil wizard who specialises in food spells.
Culinaromancer
Try not to slip!
Stepping stone
A razor sharp longsword made of stone.
Granite longsword
Despite his name, seriously values his hair.
Baldwin
Could do with gaining a few pounds.
Skeleton
A big ol' monke.
Ba-Ba
An elegant ceramic pot tarnished with the dirt of a hundred years.
Big Vase
A glass orb with a dragonstone in the centre.
Locator orb
A Dwarf. He seems to be in his underwear!
Rupert
It doesn't look so dark with all those crystals.
Corrupted/Crystalline Dark Beast
Doesn't skip leg day.
Brutus
Magical energy, accumulated under the Wilderness for aeons, gushes forth.
Fountain of Rune
When you look into this little fish's eyes, democracy suddenly makes total sense.
Mayor of catherby
Formerly known as Craig, but had to change his name by deed poll due to postal issues.
Ffion
Likes drink... hates people.
Drink Troll
I wouldn't want to eat his Porridge.
Callisto
Giant, but it still floats.
Boulder (Volcanic mine, giant, unattached)
RIP.
Alan's bones
Untrustworthy.
Jeff
A practitioner of tiger style.
Tiger shark
He's seen better, happier days.
Arrav
Steam seems to be condensing into the pot. Neat trick!
Uncooking pot