Name that fight
June 14 2026
R4 5:00 KO/TKO
Ilia Topuria vs Justin Gaethje
Two brothers learn the hard way that trying to bring your dead mom back to life will cost you an arm, a leg, and your younger sibling's entire physical existence.
What is Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood?
In Star Wars, Darth Vader says to Luke "Luke, I am your father"
Um, actually, he says "No, I am your father"
Luffy constantly says his ultimate goal.
"I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"
My beautiful dark _______
twisted fantasy
July 6 2019
WW
R1 0:05 KO/TKO
Askren vs Masvidal
A child's multi-year, global search for his only living parent hinges entirely on checking an online auction house for a rare piece of discontinued software.
What is Hunter x Hunter?
Misa uses her death note to kill L in order to protect Light.
Um, Actually, her shinigami Rem uses the death note to kill L.
While hiding a miniature television inside a bag of snacks to outsmart police surveillance, Light's inner monologue says this.
"I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!"
_____ About Jane
Songs
October 21, 2023
LW
R1 3:06 KO/TKO
Makhachev vs Volkanovski 2
A high school girl joins a school club, only to spend her entire academic career accidentally gaslighting a group of handsome boys into believing she is also a boy, all because she broke a very expensive vase.
What is Ouran Highschool Host Club?
Abraham Lincoln was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth at the National Theater in DC
Um, actually, it was at Ford's Theater
What does pain say before using Shinra Tensei on the hidden leaf village?
"The world shall know Pain"
Everything between paint and _____
A wall
June 7 2025
BW
4:42 R3 Sub
Merab vs O'malley 2
An angry teenager dedicates his entire life to property damage and pest control.
What is Attack on Titan?
George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were the only presidents to run unopposed by a major party candidate.
Um actually, it was George Washington and James Monroe
In the final moments of the Chimera Ant arc, Komugi repeatedly asks Meruem this question
"Are you still there, meruem?"
In sickness and ____
In flames
March 6 2021
BW
R4 4:29 DQ
Sterling vs Yan
A British real estate dispute over a stolen family fortune escalates into a multi-generational, century-long global security crisis.
Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
Mechamaru had 17 years, 5 months, and 19 days of cursed energy stored up.
I am the bone of my sword, steel is my body and fire is my blood, I have created over a thousand blades, unaware of loss nor aware of gain, have withstood great pain waiting for one's arrival, i have no regrets, this is my only path. My whole life was unlimited blade works.
A Lesson in_____
Romantics