The R in Sports is Ry
This is Ryan's football team; just don't mention anything about Russell Wilson.
Who are the Seattle Seahawks?
I missed the part where that's my problem.
What is Spider-man 1?
Ryan loves mentioning this book of the Bible. It's also the last one in the New Testament.
What is Revelations?
Oh there's your crown, King Nothing!
What is Metallica?
Ryan's favorite band of all time: hope you've read Mark Twain's Tom Sawyer.
Who is Rush?
Ryan considers this his basketball team; some notable legends who played on this team include Derrick Rose and Scottie Pippen, and of course, the great MJ.
Who are the Chicago Bulls?
I'd just as soon kiss a Wookie!
What is Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back?
Book where there was another in the fire.
What is Daniel?
Who is Evanescence?
There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes.
Who are the Foo Fighters?
Nicknamed the "Sun God," Ryan chose this wide receiver from the Detroit Lions for his 1st pick in the fantasy draft that he led this year.
Who is Amon-Ra St. Brown?
Give me some of your tots.
No, go find your own.
What is Napoleon Dynamite?
Not to be confused with an "occupation", this book talks about a man who is tested by God, whose friends are rebuked by God while he repents and is restored with God.
What is Job?
Ryan wore a shirt of this band at Oktoberfest and got many compliments. They tell you to "hail to the king."
Who is Avenged Sevenfold?
You better not read the Diary of Jane.
Who is Breaking Benjamin?
You'll always hear Ryan talking about wishing Seattle kept their basketball team; the new team has relocated to this city and is home to the 2025 NBA MVP aka the "Free Throw Merchant."
What is Oklahoma City?
A young anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who can run at supersonic speed
What is Sonic the Hedgehog?
What is Judges?
Ryan went to their concert this year in March; they're perhaps best known for "Pull Me Under."
Who is Dream Theater?
Ryan saw this band last year, a band that's been waiting for another black summer to end.
Who are the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
QB1 for the Dallas Cowboys, Ryan definitely does not think he deserves his $60mil/year contract.
Who is Dak Prescott?
The kids suffered from "Stickittothemaneosis."
What is School of Rock?
A prophet whose namesake was an Old Testament book, his wife's name was Gomer.
Who is Hosea?
A pirate band, Ryan saw this band in April, where they performed hits like "Melancholy Angel" and "Clocks."
Who is Visions of Atlantis?
A Christian band, they'll make you feel invincible.
Who is Skillet?