Ry-isms
The incorrect phrase drawn from not being "the smartest guy in the room" and "not being the sharpest crayon in the box."
What is "I'm not the sharpest guy in the box."
If Ry wanted to sneak out of a sleepover at 3 am, this would be a great place to slide.
What is "Splash Station?"
The accessory Rylan wore nearly every day in elementary through junior high.
What is a hat?
The school Ry is going to be trained for church work.
What is Moody Bible Institute?
The company that deleted all of Foot News due to images of violence against children.
What is Youtube.
The phrase Rylan uses to argue for personality being just as important as academic achievement.
Not everyone is supposed to be smart. Some of us just need to smile.
The crime that caused Rylan to have to clean off spray paint graffiti
What is vandalizing our rental home in 2019?
What are pants / shorts?
The amount of ER visits Ry made due to eating tree nuts.
What is two?
The substance Ry dropped his keys in, shorting out his key fob.
What is Ice Cream?
The name of Ry's favorite TV show growing up.
What is Blue's Clues?
The town Cody and Rylan became the faces of gay pride.
What is Gatlinburg?
The stylistic choice Rylan makes regarding his socks.
What is "mismatched"?
The person who had Ry's back when he was bullied on the school bus.
Who is Jack Hopman.
The number of key fobs Ry has gone through on his car.
What is three?
According to a diss track Rylan wrote, what is the definitive reason he is a feminist? (Hint) "He has ______ sisters."
What is Three?
The location Rylan went on his 13th birthday trip.
What is Grand Canyon?
A neon green space alien.
What was the costume Ry wore for an Omega Rules video?
The movie that terrified Rylan growing up because he thought it was an accurate depiction of his life.
What is The Truman Show?
The company that was automatically withdrawing $50 a month from Ry's bank account, because he didn't realize he was subscribed.
What is Fabletics?
What is "The people in my head thought it was hilarious."
The location where Ry shattered his front teeth.
What is the Balkema pool?
The superhero costume Rylan wore under his clothes everyday to school?
What is Spiderman?
The first thing Rylan ate when he found out he was no longer allergic to peanuts.
The number of pairs of shoes Ry has lost at sporting events.
What is two?