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What man has never been a kid?
A snowman
What Christmas trees do not drop their
spruce needles?
Those that are in plastic
What fish can not swim?
The stockfish
What is it that always "kills" the winter?
Spring
Who is the stacker who gets both robbed and thrown out?
The Christmas tree.
What day is it evening all day?
Christmas eve
Why does Santa only bath on Christmas Eve?
Because it is dipping day
When will December come before November?
When you are reading a dictionary
What man do you never see in the summer?
The snowman
Who has the root down, top up and only grows in the winter?
The icicle
Which cats are best at really high temperatures?
SAFFRON BUNS
When does the trip end for Santa?
When all Christmas presents are distributed
What raises the snow blanket?
+ degrees
What city is known for its simplest house?
Betlehem
Vilka vill ha många klappar?
De keliga
What's in the middle of the Christmas tree?
The letter m
Who only lays when it is cold?
The ice
What can you hit on a string?
A knot
Who has never dressed itself even though it's old?
The Christmas tree
How does the English make Christmas shorter?
They wrote X-mas instead of Christmas.
How can you carry water in a bucket that leaks without a single drop running out?
Wait for the water to freeze
What vegetable is ski dressed?
The pea
What is it that creaks when it's cold, dancing when it's blowing and crying when it's hot?
The snow
How many days does it take for an advent candle to burn up?
None, candles burns down.
At what age do we usually end up believing in the Santa Claus? (Enquires to AP)
8