Biblical Prophets
The prophet commanded to prophesy of Ninevah's destruction.
Who is Jonah.
The Author of the Lord of the Rings?
Who is J.R.R. Tolkien
A famous song written by Rick Astley, used with bait and switch links.
What is Never Gonna Give You Up?
The largest known extant carnivorous shark species.
What is the Great White Shark?
What are chips?
The last of the Old Testament prophets.
Who is Malachai?
The number of members in the fellowship of the ring.
What is nine?
The Russian equivalent to the Rickroll in terms of usage and format.
"I Am Very Glad, As I Am Finally Returning Back Home" or Trololo
The largest known species of shark.
What is a Whaleshark?
The Scottish dish comprised chiefly of sheep organs.
What is haggis?
The minor prophet with the shortest book of the Bible.
Who is Obadiah.
The mines wherein the fellowship encounter a balrog.
What are the Mines of Moria?
The flavour of Sprite that famously became a meme in 2018.
What is Sprite Cranberry?
The longest-lived shark species.
What is the Greenland shark?
What is mushy peas?
The prophet responsible for the rebuilding of Jerusalem.
Who is Jeremiah?
The name of Gimli's father.
What is Gloin?
The name of the language formatting used in cheezeburger cat memes.
What is lolspeak?
The smallest known shark species.
What is a Dwarf lanternshark?
The chief four ingredients of Toad in a Hole.
What are; eggs, flour, milk, and sausage?
This prophet recieved a vision of bones being restored to life.
Who is Ezekiel?
The name of the battering ram in the third part of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
What is Grond?
The time period listed alongside the Etruscan Ceramic Boar Vessel meme.
When is 600-500 BC?
The smallest known filter-feeding shark species.
What is the megamouth shark?
A pie baked with small whole fish sticking upright out of it.
What is stargazey pie?