GAY
What's Sabrina's gender?
A) Unknown
B) Broccoli
C) Agender
D) Nonbinary
C) Agender
Which AUPE community member did Sabr meet in HS?
A) Mac
B) Maye
C) Phoenix
D) Casimir
B) Maye
What color of socks is Sabrina's favorite?
A) Patterned
B) Blue
C) White
D) Black
D) Black
Sabrina's main phobia is..
A) Spiders
B) Blood
C) Men
D) Needles
D) Needles
What did Sky and Sabrina eat for 45 meals straight in Rojava?
A) Lentils
B) Hummus
C) Halva
D) Tomatoes
B) Hummus
Which delicious snack was NOT served at Sabrina and Sky's engagement?
A) Salad of many different chopped yum yums in dressing
B) Bitty sandwiches with little niceties inside
C) Cake with wildflowers all over it
D) Chocolate drizzled strawberries
D) Chocolate drizzled strawberries
Sabrina was born in:
A) Vega Baja, Puerto Rico
B) El Paso, Texas
C) Juarez, México
D) San Antonio, Texas
B) El Paso, Texas
What article of clothing or accessory did Sabrina NOT sport in Highshool?
A) Foam sword
B) Crew-cut socks
C) Pirate hat
D) Maxi skirt
B) Crew-cut socks
Who would Sabrina rather go on a date with?
A) Beyoncé
B) Regina Spector
C) Andrea Gibson
D) Kendrick Lamar
A) Beyoncé
Sabrina's preferred plant milk is:
A) Soy
B) Rice
C) Almond
D) Oat
D) Oat
Which music video alerted Sabrina that they might be gay?
A) Don't Forget About Us by Mariah Carrey
B) Shut Up and Drive by Rihanna
C) Dance For You by Beyonce
D) If I Were A Boy by Beyonce
C) Dance For You by Beyonce
Which of these activities did Sabrina NOT do in Americorps?
A) Go skydiving
B) Fix a broken chicken coop
C) Fight a wildfire
D) Tutor 5th graders
C) Fight a wildfire
Sabrina's style could be best described as...
A) Skater dad
B) Stoner
C) Harvard drop-out
D) Choir boi
A) Skater dad
What is Sabrina's OTP (One True Pairing)?
A) Marceline & Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)
B) Marius & Eponine (Les Miserables)
C) Zuko & Katara (Avatar the Last Airbender)
D) Ruby & Sapphire (Steven Universe)
D) Ruby & Sapphire
Which of the following pairings is incorrect?
A) Movie theater + diet coke
B) Brooch + the morning
C) The beach + fries
D) Road trip + thai food
D) Road trip + thai food
What was the name of Sabrina's first gay lover?
A) Madison
B) Fiona
C) Jesse
D) Casper
B) Fiona
Which job has Sabrina not had?
A) Tour guide
B) Fire Fighter
C) Barista
D) Editor at publishing press
A) Tour guide
Sabrina would wear what to an upscale event:
A) A corsage
B) A top hat
C) A skinny tie
D) A bow tie
D) A bow tie
If Sabrina were a capitalist, what business venture would they most likely undertake?
A) Karaoke reading program
B) Re-marketing everyday commodities under different names (ex: pencils = tobos)
C) Covid masks that don't fog up glasses
D) Virtual reality tetris
A) Karaoke reading program
How long has Sabrina been vegan?
A) Since they met Sky
B) 3.5 years
C) Since they saw Cowspiracy
D) 5 years
C) Since they saw Cowspiracy
What is Sabrina and Sky's main ongoing dispute?
A) Sabrina strewing their socks irresponsibly about the room
B) Sky excavating cookie and peanut butter chunks from the ice cream
C) Sky using Sabrina's toothbrush and wearing down the fibers into a rut
D) Sky driving Sabrina about town as if a chauffeur
B) Sky excavating cookie and peanut butter chunks from the ice cream
In Sabrina's first talent show in kindergarten, which act did they perform?
A) Monologue
B) Singing
C) Standup comedy
D) Piano solo
C) Standup comedy
What was Sabrina's style at 18?
A) Hippy
B) Manual laborer
C) Harvard student
D) Skater boi
B) Manual laborer
Rank the order in which Sabrina would like to do the following things: write a book, become a famous popstar, adopt a child, start a leftist uni campus, write a Broadway musical.
A) write a Broadway musical, start a leftist uni campus, write a book, become a famous popstar, adopt a child.
B) become a famous popstar, adopt a child, start a leftist uni campus, write a Broadway musical, write a book.
C) start a leftist uni campus, adopt a child, become a famous popstar, write a Broadway musical, write a book.
D) start a leftist uni campus, become a famous popstar, adopt a child, write a Broadway musical, write a book.
D) start a leftist uni campus, become a famous popstar, adopt a child, write a Broadway musical, write a book.
Sabrina's Fav food is...
A) Bread with Nooch (Brooch)
B) Vegan pizza
C) Movie theater popcorn with twizzlers & a diet coke
D) French fries
A) Bread with Nooch (Brooch)