Kate's Terrible Dates
When asked for a kiss, Kate panicked and instead fist bumped her date outside a bar in this chicken-themed town northeast of Sacramento.
What is Fair Oaks?
One afternoon Kate witnessed a man come onto her porch and steal something. She chased him down to get this, that was inside his pants.
What is her Ring camera?
At work conferences, Kate mans her company's booth to answer customer questions. Which two of these are real company names that have had booths next to Kate: Fist Assist, Uber Lube, and DingaLing.
What is Fist Assist and Uber Lube?
This beautiful boy may have gone to college this summer, but he lives on in our hearts as a half dog/half penguin.
Who is Gus?
Kate asked out a guy at the gym who turned out to be younger than her, but she couldn't tell (he had a beard). Was this man 23, 29, or 32?
What is 29?
Kate once lent Cassi her "straps", which are useful for moving this appliance, among other things...
What is a refrigerator?
At a SF start up, Kate was reprimanded by the company's legal counsel for bringing this into the break room to share with coworkers?
What is marijuana?
Also known as The Beast (mostly for this witching hour shenanigans), this lover enjoys drinking faucet water from the side of the school building by his house.
Who is Kazu?
This terrible date shared the same name as Kate's dog, and while high and texting, Kate was convinced that she was in fact texting with her dog.
What is Casey?
This friend loves saying BING BANG BOOM during puzzling sessions.
Who is Jennie?
One weekend, Chris & Dani came with Kate to the ER for an allergic reaction. Which food did Chris text Kate about, asking if she wanted any while she waited for the doctor?
What are tacos?
This little girl resembles a furry chicken and enjoys barking through the front windows and attempting to bite your toes through your shoes.
Who is Shiva?
Kate and Marian went on a Tower movie date to see a movie about this cute barnyard animal...and left feeling traumatized.
What is a donkey?
"We planned to ride for longer, but it's just too tiring" - is what Marian and Kate said biking around wineries here.
Where is Napa?
Feeling spontaneous one Saturday, Kate went skydiving here - where she later learned has one of the highest skydiving fatality rates in California.
Where is Lodi?
The full first name of Pete the golden retriever.
What is Pizza?