Disney Characters
Why does Cinderella fail PE class?
She kept running from the ball
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Catch you later
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the United States?
"You shore are a great country"
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
She was looking for a date
What does the Easter Bunny do after taking a shower?
He uses a hare dryer
Ten-ish
Why did the Earth go to therapy?
It had too many issues with its axis
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh
If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a hill, which direction would it roll down?
It wouldn't; roosters don't lay eggs
Why aren't tennis players allowed in resturaunts?
They'd cause too much racquet
What is a mountain's favorite game?
Peak-a-boo
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map
Why didn't Cinderella win the bike race?
She had a pumpkin as a coach
How many gold coins could the leprechaun throw into an empty pot?
One. After that, it's not empty
What animal is best at baseball?
A bat
Why did the geography book break up with the history book?
They found out that their relationship had too much history.
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
The letter "R"
Why couldn't the Queen of Hearts find her hat?
It was off her head
You can keep living if I'm taken away or given away, yet you can't survive without me. What am I?
You heart
A guy was waiting at home, he swung a metal pole then took 3 left turns, and on his way back home there was a masked man waiting for him. What is he doing and who is the masked man?
He is playing baseball and the masked man is the Catcher.
How does a compass say sorry?
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married