Although Saturn may be considered the ringed planet, this lopsided gas giant has a halo of its own
What is Uranus
These are Saffron's preferred pronouns
What is They/them
This is the correct response to "I like your shoelaces"
What "Thanks, I stole them from the president"
This spice is known for their appreciation of enigmas and stern demeanor
Who is Sage
Mary Shelly's 1818 classic "Frankenstein" is also known by this alternate title
What is "The Modern Prometheus"
Two stars orbiting eachother is referred to as this kind of star system
What is a binary star system
Saffron grew up in this Canadian province
What is Alberta
Tumblr user Sixpenceee charged their followers for unlicensed therapy, but was cancelled for this other, even Worse thing
What is defending their family's ownership of a child slave
This spice is known for their passionate outbursts and appreciation of Big Hammers
Who is Paprika
This theoretical and impossible structure was hypothesized in 1960 to be able to elevate cultures into becoming type 2 civilizations
What is a Dyson Sphere
Also known as Pluto-1, this dwarf planet orbits its neighbor, and shares a Chthonic name with it
What is Charon
What is to be dumped into the ocean and eaten
Thomas Jefferson's binder was Miku themed, but overtop of that, his shirt had this 4 word phrase on it
What is MET GOD SHE'S BLACK
This spice is known for their chill vibes and unwillingness to perform even basic labour
Who is VVanilla
This is a fuel used to power the Death Star, but it is also used to power a more personal weapon
What is kyber
This European satellite launched in 2023 was sent out to observe Jupiter's moons for signs of life, but it's most famous for its delicious sounding nickname
What is Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer Explorer (JUICE)
Saffron's dream job while growing up was to be this
What is a paleontologist
The significance of this day was mostly contained to the Supernatural fandom, but its effects could be felt on the entire website
What is November 5th
This spice is known for their willingness to serve and lack of outward emotions
Who is Unit 1310 "Marjoram"
The Star Trek fandom celebrates the yearly anniversary of this famously terrible episode, which features Captain Janeway and Tom Paris rapidly evolving into salamanders
What is Threshold
This exoplanet was discovered in 2015, but a decade later, astronomers found atmospheric signs that it could be inhabited!
What is K218-B
When Saffron was 11 years old, this happened to them, and the first thing they said after regaining their composure was "Second time this week!"
What is being hit by a car
This is the Onceler's alter ego
What is the Greedler
This spice is known for their flair for the dramatic and appreciation of the arts
Who is Elderflower
Invented by Fluxom and popularized by Sheepwave, this altering substance is what affini ingest instead of alcohol
What is duratoxin