Service
This department has to stay late and work all day.
What is Service?
Who drives a Caravan with 800k miles?
Who is Mark Sleeth?
Who has the best shampoo and conditioner routine in the office?
Who is Elijah “Paul” Blanco?
Gambling addict, ugly pants, and Olive from Popeye.
What is Ryan Vandergriff?
Screwed Jimmy Miller over when bidding on jobs.
What is J Lee Conrad when he worked at Siemens?
This Service Manager looks best in a wheelchair.
Who is Eli Anderson?
This Retrofit employee loves youth travel baseball more than anyone else.
Who is Todd “Back from the Dead” Bettencourt?
At 5 members, this Sales organization narrowly outnumbers the Ukrainian Mafia's 4.5 members.
What is the Stockton Church Gang?
This Automation employee has the biggest head in the department, both figuratively and literally.
Who is Chris Cavnar?
Jonny Lee takes approximately this many vacations each year.
What is “a lot”?
Half the day is spent doing this.
What is laughing in the break room during normal business hours?
This Retrofit employee holds the unofficial title of “Most Hungover.”
Who is Jackson?
Beefsticks and Coors Light.
What is Troy Laird?
This Automation team member proudly rocked women’s skinny jeans in high school.
Who is Alex Fediw?
A traditional Jonny Lee one-on-one lasts approximately this long.
What is 4–6 weeks?
Most likely to speak three times louder than necessary.
Who is Terry?
Biggest redneck in the office.
What is Jimmy Miller?
This Sales team member most closely resembles Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
Who is Арт Yurcehcineknco?
Who most recently almost burnt the office down?
What is Daniil?
Jonny Lee's favorite buzzword.
What is cross-pollination?
Ugliest shirts.
Who is Todd Tuvveiarberg?
Most awkward to be in flip-flops.
Who is Josh Omera?
Most attachments on his belt.
What is Brenton Meeks?
The most profitable Automation job in Mesa history.
“We'd have to make money on one first.”
Jonny Lee was paid approximately this much last year.
LOL — just wanted to see what you guys guessed.