Engineering Gargen
Acronym Hell
Company Card
Resume Rymes
100
Unintended physical displacement of a previously secured electrical component.
What is I knocked it loose?
100
LED
Light Edmitting Diode
100
The cost of Raisin Caines for everyone with an ungodly amount of sause.
What is $140.
100
I push the electrons where they ought to go,
Draw lines on paper and make the power flow.
What is an Electrical Engineer?
200
High-impedance air-gap condition within the primary power distribution pathway.
What is I forgot to plug it in?
200
RPP
Remote Power Panel
200
The cost of this singular 3WA Seimens breaker.
What is $20k?
200
I make machines obey my command,
With sensors, controllers, and logic at hand.
What is a Controls Engineer?
300
Unintended activation of protective circuit interruption mechanisms.
What is the breaker tripped?
300
ES
What is Electrical Schematic?
300
The cost of this Seimens Tech to come fix absolutly nothing...
What is $40k?
300
I studied the science of spirits and brew,
Conducting extensive research on behalf of the crew.
Through rigorous testing, I give my report:
“This one tastes good. Please bring me another sort.”
What is a Profesional Drinker?
400
Failure to establish a continuous communications pathway between networked devices.
What is the cable was not plugged in?
400
PDU
Power Distrabution Unit
400
The cost of dinner and drinks for 5 at MPM Tiki Bar.
What is $500?
400
Why do it once when a computer can do it all?
I write some code and watch productivity call.
What is an Automation Engineer?
500
Unscheduled transition to an alternate power distribution topology.
What is the power went out?
500
PPM
Prefabricated Power Module
500
The cost to build this product.
What is 10 million dollars?
500
When doors won't budge and keys won't fit,
I'm the professional who's trained for it.
What is a lock smith?