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100
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
What is the beggar was a women
100
What does reading and sun bathing make you?
What is well-red
100
What did the actress do when she saw her first strand of gray hair?
What is " she thought she'd dye.
100
What weighs more—a ton of feathers or a ton of metel?
What is they weigh the same
100
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
What is because they have their own scales
200
Why cant a bicycle stand on its own?
What is because it is two-tired
200
If time flies like an arrow what does fruit fly like?
What is a Banana
200
What is 2000 pounds of Chinese soup
What is Won ton
200
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What is your father
200
What runs but cannot walk?
What is your nose
300
Always old, sometimes new, never sad, sometimes blue. Never empty, sometimes full, never pushes, always pulls. What am I?
What is the moon
300
What does a clock do when its hungry?
What is goes back four seconds
300
1000 aches is equal to...?
What is 1 megahurtz
300
Here on earth it is always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today! What am I ?
What is a dictionary
300
What one word has the most letters in it?
What is " alphabet"
400
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE- SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF- IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS. Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Important, count them ONLY ONCE: do not go back and count them again
What is One of average intelligence finds three of them. If you spotted four, you're above average. If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. If you caught six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"'s. The human brain tends to see them as V's and not F's.
400
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't ...
What is budge it
400
How does a backwards poet write?
What is inverse
400
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
What is a snake
400
What is the center of gravity?
What is " V"
500
A girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. In 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. How old is the daughter now?
What is 22
500
What's hard to beat in the morning?
What is a boiled egg.
500
What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?
What is you get repossessed
500
What's the difference between here and there?
What is the letter "T"
500
What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
What is an umbrella