Kurt Cobain
Winner of: Answering questions not meant for them Award
Miranda
“That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry.”
Bruce Banner, Avengers
Where it began, I can't begin to knowing/But then I know it's growing strong...
...Was in the spring
And spring became the summer
Who'd have believed you'd come along
"Did you kill all of those?" *guy nods proud* "Mommy, he killed all those!"
Leavenwoth, McKenna
"speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
Theodore Roosevelt
Winner of: Killing the mood Award
Annemarie
I choose to run towards my problems, not away from them. Because that's what- *thonk*- that's what heroes do.
Thor, Thor Ragnorak
I didn't go to boarding schools/Preppy girls never looked at me/Why should they? I ain't nobody/Got nothing in my pocket...
...Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be
(Gimme, gimme) Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills, rollin' like a celebrity
(Gimme, gimme) Livin' in Beverly Hills
*long fart* awh, man! *runs to the bathroom*
Leavenworth, Miranda
"I think, therefore I am."
Rene Descartes
Winner of: Picking fights with dad Award
McKenna
“What master do I serve? What am I supposed to say, Jesus?”
Peter Quill, Avengers: Infinity War
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me/Speaking words of wisdom, “let it be”...
...And in my hour of darkness, she is standing right in front of me/Speaking words of wisdom, “let it be”
"I'm never going to get this thing off me! We're going to have to leave this store with this thing under my clothes!"
Edinburgh, McKenna
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
William Shakespeare
Winner of: Not admitting when their wrong Award
Dad
“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate.”
Tony Stark, Spider-Man: Homecoming
I just wanna change, I just wanna change/I just wanna Change!/I know exactly what I want and who I wanna to be...
...I know exactly why I walk and talk like a machine
I'm now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy
Oh, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh!
"I'm not going to make it dad. You're going to have to carry me up the rest of the hike."
“The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
Nelson Madela
Winner of: Silent but extremely deadly farts Award
Dottie
“I have nothing to prove to you.”
Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel
With the lights out, it's less dangerous/Here we are now, entertain us/I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us...
...A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido
Yeah, hey
"I'm trying my hardest! Let's just go at the same time. Stop crying! We can get the rhythm!!"
Canoeing in Whistler, Mom