My baby is "sick", but they can't talk
Symptoms: red inflamed skin, specifically on the booty
Diaper rash
pantless bear, sad donkey
Winnie the Pooh
How many bones is a baby born with?
300
It's not "chicken" of the sea... it's this
Tuna
Beyonce & Jay-z (first born)
Blue Ivy
Symptoms: fever, yellow or bloody discharge, pain in an invisible area
Ear infection
naked boy, mean snake
Jungle Book
What is the soft spot on top of a baby's head called?
Fontanelle
Jimmy Johns and Subway will have to wait
Deli Meat
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West (first born)
North West
Symptoms: fever, swollen lymph nodes, red and swollen tonsils
Strep throat
sing song, voice gone
little mermaid
While they can cry, baby's don't produce actual tears until they are how old?
2-3 weeks
I technically can have this, but not over 200mg / day
coffee / caffeine
Price Harry & Meghan Markel son
Archie
Symptoms: increased drooling, tender gums, irritability
teething
glass slippers, ugly sisters
Cinderella
A newborn stomach is the size of what fruit when they are born?
Cherry
Party princess now turned baby mama, my bubbly of choice is now Le Croix
alcohol
Gweneth Paltrow & Chris Martin (first born)
Apple
Symptoms: trouble breathing, nasal drainage, pain, lying
Cheerio up your nose
Lost fishy, touching butts
Finding Nemo
What is the most common birthday month for babies to be born?
September
No more protein goodness in my smoothie to get "yolked"
raw eggs
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
Suri