How can you make seven not odd?
Take away the letter S (even).
Which one of the 26 letters is an animal?
B (bee)
Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They are not playing each other.
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STARBOY
Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.
Which one of the 26 letters is a drink?
T (tea)
A man pushes his car by a hotel and gets sent to jail. Explain this.
He's playing a game of monopoly.
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GOLDEN HOUR
It costs $500 to buy a pair of sports shoes. Now they are on sale at 20% off. How much does it cost to buy one shoe?
We don't sell one shoe
What question can you never answer "yes" to?
"Are you asleep?"
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?
MT (empty)
Jennifer and Madeline went out for lunch. Both ordered iced tea to drink. Jennifer finished her drink quickly and finished two more in the time that it took Madeline to finish just one. Soon after, Madeline dropped dead, but Jennifer was unharmed. The police ruled it a murder, and found that both the drinks were poisoned. How did Jennifer survive?
The poison was in the ice. Jennifer drank her iced tea too quickly for the ice to melt.
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INDUSTRY BABY
Smith Co. reported $750,000 in Sales, $325,000 in Cost of Goods Sold, and Net Income of $150,000. What were Smith Co.’s Operating Expenses?
$275,000
What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every race?
The letter E
In hide and seek, which letters scare the hider the most?
ICU
A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at him. The man says "Thank You" and walks out. Why?
He had hiccups.
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SINGLE LADIES
Calculate cash flow from operating activities using the following information:
Net cash inflow of $4,000. (Credit sales not included)
You see a boat filled with people. But when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people are married (not single).
In a game of hide and seek, which letters make up something useful for the hider?
UFO (fly away)
A woman goes to work every day. But one day she bought new shoes and wore her new shoes to work, then she was killed. Explain the story.
The woman is a circus star, known for assisting in the knife-throwing act. Her usual height allows the thrower to aim directly above her head. However, with the new shoes, her height underwent a slight change, resulting in the accident.
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PINK VENOM
In 2013, a software bug caused what financial technology company to erroneously credit customer Chris Reynold's account with 92 quadrillion dollars, although the error was quickly corrected?
Paypal