Badly Explained Book Plots
A pirate is obsessed with fighting a little kid who can fly.
Peter Pan
After kids tell me where it hurts, I push on the parts that hurt while asking if it hurts.
Pediatrician (doctor)
A guy learns to love a girl without her Instagram filters.
Shrek
Two brothers crawl through sewers to find a woman.
Super Mario Brothers
People drink coffee for ten years.
Friends
Old guy looks like a teenager. Sparkles. He is very hungry for humans.
Twilight
I look for people making bad decisions.
Police Officer
Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge unsuccessfully.
Titanic
An underpaid Chucky Cheese worker gets the night shift
Five Nights at Freddy's
Animals somehow talk and rescue things
Paw Patrol
Dog gets Frankenteined on to a human body and adopts a cat
Dogman
I talk to myself in front of large numbers of young people busy on their tablets
Professor (teacher)
Talking frog convinces son to fight his dad.
Star Wars
Scientists get ended one by one...then end each other to find the culprit
Among Us
A group of monsters try to entertain children by making them play in the street.
Sesame Street
Bald, creepy guy becomes obsessed with a teenage boy and creates a cult. He dies.
Harry Potter
I insist on silence while honoring the fallen trees
Librarian
Man with a top hat talks about being weird and wanting love
The Greatest Showman
Invest the time and energy into learning an instrument but without developing real skill.
Guitar Hero
Girl with nose bleeds likes to be upside down.
Stranger things
A scientist creates a creature that isn’t scary to him until it starts breathing...fire bad.
Frankenstein
I see dead people.
Mortician or Forensic Scientist
Criminal Catfishes a princess to become a prince.
Superhuman man is obsessed with rings.
Halo