Jewish Personalities
SCHC trivia
Chanukah facts
Jewish jokes
100

This Jewish scientist is widely acknowledged to be one of the greatest physicists of all time 

Albert Einstein 

100

This is the name of the youngest daughter of Rabbi Mendy and Lifshy

Rosie

100

This is the english word for Menorah

lamp

100

What's the difference between a Jewish mother-in-law and a Rottweiler?

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

200

This famous Marvel actress was born in Manhattan to a lovely Jewish couple

Scarlett Johansson

200

This is the number of Rabbis to date who have led South Caulfield Shule

4

200

During the times of Chanukah, when children would see a Greek patrol approaching, they would quickly hide their scrolls and take out this toy, pretending to have simply been playing a game

Dreidel/Sevivon

200

 A group of people standing on a subway platform — an American, a Russian, and an Israeli. A reporter approaches and says, “Excuse me, can I get your opinion about the meat shortage?”

“What’s a shortage?” says the American.

“What’s meat?” says the Russian.

The Israeli says:

What's excuse me?

300

This comedian is one of the funniest current Jewish comedians and is a judge on AGT- America's Got Talent

Howie Mandel

300

This Australian state houses the past 2 presidents of SCHC

Queensland

300

He was the leader of the Maccabees

Judah the Maccabee/ Yehudah HaMaccabee

300

How does Moses make his tea?



He-brews it

400

This Jewish aussie is in the Federal government and is the National Treasurer and 2nd in charge of the Liberal Party 

Josh Frydenberg

400

This is the address of SCHC

47 Leopold St

400

The Chanukah candles must burn after night falls because of this reason

Since their purpose is to bring light into darkness

400

 A Jewish grandfather takes his grandson to the beach. Suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the child out into the water. Panicked, the grandfather prays to God. “Oh God, please bring him back! Please let him live!” Suddenly, an even bigger wave bursts out of the ocean, setting the little boy down right at his grandfather’s feet. He scoops him up into a hug. Then he stares up at the sky and says:


 “God, he had a hat.”

500

This Jewish French-born Australian is an Olympic champion slalom canoeist who brought home a silver medal from the 2012 Olympics

Jessica Esther Fox

500

Rabbi Mendy has lead congregations in these 4 countries

Cambodia, Vietnam, China and Hong Kong

500

This Jewish woman enticed a Greek general with cheese and wine before decapitating him, thus saving her townspeople from death

Judith/Yehudit

500


An elderly Jewish man is struck by a car and rushed to the hospital. A nurse enters his room and says, “Sir, are you comfortable?”
The man replies..




Eh, I make a living