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100

100 divided by 5

πŸ˜‘ fifty

100

What is a verb

A verb is an action

100

The braille system 

A. is helping the deaf

B. can be read by touch

C. cannot be used by the blind

B. Can be read by touch

100

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Ok I’m sorry there is no real answer πŸ˜“

100

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wrong!!    Cause his eggs were stillborn and he is depressed and his family moved sides. So he had to cross the road.🫣

200

23 minutes from two hours

Ninety seven

200

You stink

ELA is dumb 😑😑😑

200

Why was Sacagawea famous?

Because she led a big journey and helped people survive.

200

How to make a volcanic eruption

 πŸŒ‹ text that emoji and print it.  

    JK umm you add vinegar and corn powder and flour and mix it???

200

A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"

"Yes, I am," he said.

"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.

"Yes it is," said the policeman.

The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"

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300

What Is the average of 14 ,17, 90,and 75 write it down on paper.

It’s 200

300

Find the mistakes in the sentence 

I hat U    U hate mee 

Let git togeder an kill barn eee?

300

Who was gorge washing tin

πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“ the president

300

Ok ok I don’t have a science notebook sooooo…. I’ll just make them up for      Ex. Red miso plus water equals …

Fake mostly liquid blood

300

A mother was walking with her four year old daughter one day when the daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it into her mouth. The mother stopped her and said she shouldn't do that.

"Why," asked the little girl.

"Because it’s dirty. It's been on the ground. You don't know where it's been. It probably has germs."

The little girl looked up at her mom with admiration and asked, "How do you know so much?"

Thinking quickly, the mother said, "All moms know so much. We have to. It's on the Mommy Test. If you don't know it, you don't get to be a mommy."

The little girl pondered this for a few minutes, then her face brightened. I get it if you don’t pass then you have to be a daddy

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400

Desmond rammed one hundred twenty eight cars in 3 hours how many minutes did it take him to ram each car?  Write it down.

The Answer is 42 remainder of six

400

What is the adjectives in the sentence 

I love the sticky yellow boots they are nice and clean those shoes πŸ‘ž 

400

Who was the wright brothers

First people to fly a plane

400

What planet 🌍 orbits the sun in 88 days

😳 let me check…. 

Mercury ( I think )

400

A mother was ironing the clean laundry one day. Her son asked her, "Mother, why are you ironing those clothes?"

His mother said, "To make them nice and wrinkle free."

Her son said, "Then, why don't you iron Grandma's face?

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

500

472 divided by 8

59

500

What is a noun?

A person, place, or thing

500

Who invented Winnebagos?

John K. Hanson

500

πŸ€”πŸ€”ummm..  wwwwhat isssss the planet eeearth originaly called…………

Earth not earth πŸ˜³πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜“πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­

500

When I worked for an organization which delivered meals to the elderly, I would take along my four year old daughter. She was always fascinated by the appliances of old age - canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc. One day I saw her staring at a set of false teeth in a jar. She said to me, "The tooth fairy will never believe this."

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