Think!
Do/Did you know?
Facts come from jokes
We are related
It is so obvious
100
There is a horse tied to a rope. The rope is 10 feet long. There is a bale of hay 23 feet in front of the horse. The horse is able to eat the hay, yet does not break the rope. How is that possible?
The rope isn't tied to anything!
100
What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Fire
100
How many birthdays does the average man have?
One
100
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David
100
The more you rake the more you leave behind. What is it?
What are footsteps.
200
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left?
'Each' is one of the men's name! The other eleven men did not take a pear.
200
You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, 'til you call me again. What am I?
An echo
200
Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
200
What is a father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
A Daughter.
200
What is the difference between HERE and THERE?
The letter T
300
What object has keys that open no locks, space but no room, and you can enter but not go in?
A computer keyboard.
300
What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
"What time is it?"
300
What is the best month for a parade?
March
300
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister?
No, he's dead
300
If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
9
400
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...why?
He was bald.
400
Is it physically possible for you to stand behind your mother, and for your mother to stand behind you at the same time?
Yes, if you stand back to back.
400
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
An ear of corn
400
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had no brother. How could this be?
The beggar was a woman.
400
How do you make SEVEN even?
Remove the S
500
A ball was thrown. Without a string, without bouncing it off anything, and without having anyone throw it back to her, it came back. How is this possible?
It was thrown up in the air
500
What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 all have in common?
They can all be flipped and still be the same.
500
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Foot steps.
500
There is $21.00 in 1 dollar bills that has to be split evenly among the 2 fathers and 2 sons. How is this possible?
There is only really three people...a grandfather, the father, and the father's son who each get $7.
500
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.