Adam & Eve
What time of day was Adam created?
Just a little before Eve.
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was always standing on the deck.
Why did God create Man before woman?
He didn't want any advice on how to do it.
Who was the greatest comedian in the bible?
Samson - he brought the house down.
Why are atoms Catholic?
Because they have Mass.
Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
Nope - Just an apple.
Why didn't Noah ever go fishing?
He only had two worms.
what does God love to eat?
He prefers fruits of the Holy Spirit and religious nuts.
Who was the first tennis player in the bible?
Joseph, he served in the Pharaoh's court.
Why couldn't Jonah trust the ocean?
He just knew that there was something fishy about it.
What excuse did Adam give his children about why he no longer lived in Eden?
Your mother ate us out of house and home!
Why did Noah have to punish the chickens on the Ark?
They were using fowl language.
How do groups of angels greet each other?
Halo, Halo, Halo!
Who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the bible?
Moses, he broke all ten commandments at once.
What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Absolutely Ruthless
What do we have that Adam doesn't?
Ancestors.
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
Quackers.
What is a cheerleaders favorite food?
cheerios!
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the bible?
David - He rock Goliath to sleep.
What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?
A Christler.
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas Eve!
Who did the mice pray to on the Ark?
Cheesus.
What is the best way to study the bible?
You Luke into it.
Who was the smartest man in the bible?
Abraham, He knew a lot.
Where was Solomon's temple located?
On the side of his head.