Brush up your Shakespeare
A cheerful guy, he had a skull named Yorick
Who is Hamlet?
Full of potassium and beloved of monkeys everywhere, this fruit is (mildly) radioactive
What are bananas?
Mr. Belding ran Bayside High for over 20 years; seems like Screech never left!
What is "Saved by the Bell?"
If you took this high school language class, you might be warned to "caveat emptor"
What is Latin?
True or false - jiffy is an actual measurement
What is true?
A sexy gal, she met Julius Caesar rolled up in a carpet
Who is Cleopatra?
We end up with about 206 of these "funny" body parts, but start out with 300
What are bones?
Given the number of bloodsuckers, not sure I'd want to go to Sunnydale High
What is "Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"
Not that long ago, changing the ribbon and when to carriage return were key lessons in this course
What is typewriting?
Like a good pie chart? Well if you are more of a savory person, in France this chart is often referred to by this famous French cheese
What is Camemebert?
A dangerous couple, they murdered their way to be Scottish royalty
Who are the Macbeths?
Energy companies add smell to this common heating fuel to help you notice leaks
What is natural gas?
(and yes this means gas doesn't smell)
Johnny Depp went back to high school to get his big break in this TV cop drama
What is "21 Jump Street?"
Not just for measuring, Catholic teacher's college taught how to use these for doling out punishment
What are rulers?
In a room of 23 people, this is the chance (in percentage) that two people have the same birthday
What is 50%?
A romantic couple, they died for (teenage) love
Who are Romeo and Juliet?
You won't want an umbrella on Saturn, Neptune or Uranus as scientists think rain doesn't fall as water there, but as this precious gem
What are diamonds?
Stan, Cartman and Kenny seem permanently stuck in fourth grade in their elementary school
What is "South Park?"
Okay ladies, ready to learn this life skill - bring your mangle device and your flatiron
What is laundering?
Written in words from 1 - 1000, this is the only number with an "a" in it
What is one thousand?
A pretty bad dad, he drove his daughters apart over who loved him the most (or over their husbands, or the crown of England....)
Who is King Lear?
These giant lizards are named for a legendary creature from medieval days of knights and princesses...and thrones
What are Komodo Dragons?
Canadian school named after a Toronto street; Drake is an alumnus (but they not like us)
What is "Degrassi High?"
Girls' Physical Education was segregated for years, and had a lovely uniform that had long tunics and this billowy pants that caught at the knee - great for basketball
What are bloomers?
The geometric term for two lines that intersect to form a 90-degree angle
What is perpendicular?