Kid Jokes
How do you throw an outer space party?
You planet
"You're killing me smalls"
The Sandlot
This machine cuts, threshes, and cleans a grain crop in one operation.
Combine
This document got its first reading in 1776 at the Old State House.
Declaration of Independence
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a _____ of time.
Waist
"Show me the money!"
Jerry Maguire
A greater weight of this grain is produced each year worldwide than any other grain.
Corn
This monument near Alliance, NE is a display that looks like an older British landmark
Carhenge
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
It was stuffed
"If you build it, he will come."
Field of Dreams
You need on of these to keep baby chicks warm after hatching.
Heat lamp
Benjamin Franklin once grazed his cows in this the nation's oldest public park.
Boston Common
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Dodgeball
These can be formed as "large round", "small square", and "large square".
Hay bales
In 1883 he formed his wild west show at his ranch near North Platte, NE.
Buffalo Bill Cody
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
Major League
This club's original motto was "head, heart, hands, and health".
4H
This fashionable neighborhood was the site of a lighted signal in the 1600s, hence its name.
Beacon Hill