Christmas Lyrics
"You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen"
"Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer"
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Elf
What was the first artificial Christmas tree made from? (clue: bird feathers)
Goose Feathers
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Julia
"a sadistic child torturing burglars (who are maybe just trying to steal Christmas), a deeply dysfunctional family that neglects and bullies him, and a plot built on implausible violence, making it a disturbing tale of neglect rather than a heartwarming comedy (watched by 87-89% of the US population),
Home Alone
"Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me, baby, do you recognise me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me"
"Last Christmas"- Wham!
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A Christmas Story
How many Christmas cards are sent each year?
3 billion
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Lindsay
A reclusive, fuzzy humanoid with anger issues becomes deeply offended by a town’s aggressive cheerfulness.
He retaliates by breaking into every house while wearing a suspicious red outfit and dragging a very patient animal along.
The townspeople respond by singing in unison despite looking mildly unsettling.
A child decides empathy is the solution to decades of emotional damage.
Everyone celebrates when the criminal develops feelings and returns the stuff.
The Grinch
"Dolls that'll talk and will go for a walk
Is the hope of Janice and Jen"
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" - Michael Buble
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White Christmas
What is the best selling Christmas song of all time?
White Christmas
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Emma
A bald child wanders through winter looking confused while everyone around him argues about decorations.
There is a very sad plant that no one likes, which somehow becomes everyone’s problem.
Most of the dialogue is complaining, piano noises, and a dog doing unrelated activities.
Someone explains the meaning of something in the middle for reasons.
Nothing really happens, but it ends and everyone feels calm about it.
Charlie Brown Christmas
"The party's on
The feeling's here
That only comes
This time of year"
Wonderful Christmastime" - Paul McCartney
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The Santa Clauses
What was the best selling Christmas toy in 1980?
The Rubik cube
Slide 4
Cole
A small animal is bullied for having a noticeable feature and immediately runs away instead of addressing it.
He joins a group of misfits who live somewhere cold and questionable.
Everyone wanders around lost while an authority figure remains deeply unhelpful.
At some point, the thing everyone mocked becomes suddenly useful.
The bullies apologize just enough for the credits to roll
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"I said 'Me too, but why are you
You mean you forgot cranberries too?'
Then suddenly we laughed and laughed
Caught on to what was happening
That Christmas magic's brought this tale
To a very happy ending"
"Christmas Wrapping" - The Waitresses
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The Year Without Santa Claus
Germany
Slide 5
Jake
A sentient pile of snow gains consciousness because of a questionable hat situation.
He immediately befriends children and makes plans without considering basic physics.
An adult man aggressively wants the hat back for unclear but serious reasons.
Everyone runs around before the weather inevitably ruins everything.
The snow solves its problems by melting and trusting the system
Frosty The Snowman