Me Myself and My Insides
Awww, isn't it cute
Now that's odd
It's All Connected
Punny Science Jokes
100
The human body is mostly made of....
Water! That's why its so important to drink!
100
When scientists played a recording of this, they discovered that deer came running to check on it
Human babies crying
100
Mammals don't fly, except for these
Bats
100
Name this:
Food chain!
100
This can run, but cannot walk
water
200
True or False, your epidermis is showing!
True, that's just the outside of your skin
200
Aye Aye
200
Starfish don't have any of this
They have neither bones nor blood!
200
True or false, ecosystems only include living things
False!
200
Why didn't the fossil go to the dance
It had no body to go with
300
Without these you couldn't move
Muscles
300
These brand new babies have to fall six feet when they are born!
Giraffes
300
The rainforest produces the 2nd largest amount of oxygen for earth. Most of it comes from here:
The ocean via plankton, seaweed, etc.
300
What did I eat?
plants, notice my flat teeth
300
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road
It didn't have the guts
400
You may have heard you have five, but you actually have at least 7!
Senses
400
True or false: plants only need one parent to reproduce
False, many plants require two parents-that's what pollination is!
400
These are the loudest animals on earth
Blue whales again!
400
In an ecosystem plants are an example of these:
Producers
400
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Experi-mints
500
Most of us start with 270 of these, but most adults are down to about 212!
Bones
500
These are as big as a bus when they're newborns!
Blue Whales
500
Most people think that polar bear fur is white, but actually...
It's transparent! It's just reflecting the white from the sun and the snow!
500
The difference between an ecosystem and a biome is....
Ecosystems exist within biomes, but are more localized
500
What do you call a biologists self-portrait?
A cell-fie