SCRUM CEREMONIES & TIMEBOXES
ANTI-PATTERNS & SMELLS
METRICS THAT MATTER

AGILE COACHING MOMENTS

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

200

This ceremony should consume no more than 10% of the sprint length

What is Backlog Refinement? (recommended to consume no more than 10% of Dev Team capacity)

200

When the Product Owner assigns specific work to individual developers

What is command-and-control?

200

The percentage of sprint work that should typically be unplanned/support work

What is 10-20%? (though this can vary by team context)

200

What you do when a manager wants to attend the team's retrospective

What is "politely decline and explain it's a safe space for the team"?

200

"We don't need a retrospective because..."

"...nothing ever changes" or "...everything is going perfectly"

400

The recommended timebox for a Daily Scrum, regardless of sprint length

What is 15 minutes?

400

This happens when teams consistently carry over 40%+ of their stories sprint-to-sprint

What is chronic carryover? maybe inconsistent results or unstable velocity 

400

This chart shows cumulative work completed versus time in a release

What is a burnup chart?

400

The response when asked "How do we make the developers go faster?"

What is "focus on removing impediments and improving flow, not individual speed"?

400

"Can't we just skip testing to make the deadline?"

What is technical debt? (or quality disaster incoming)

600

This ceremony includes inspection of the increment and adaptation of the Product Backlog

What is the Sprint Review?

600

The term for when stakeholders bypass the Product Owner to add work directly

What is backdoor deals? or going around the Product Owner

600

The metric calculated by dividing completed story points by committed story points 


What is say-do ratio? or commitment reliability

600

How to handle a Product Owner who writes technical tasks instead of user stories

What is "coach them on writing user-value focused stories with acceptance criteria"?

600

"The developers can just figure out the requirements as they code"

What is scope creep? (or requirements chaos)

800

The maximum recommended length for Sprint Planning in a 2-week sprint

What is 4 hours?

800

When velocity becomes a performance metric rather than a planning tool

What is weaponized velocity?

800

The lead time measurement that excludes wait states and focuses only on active work

What is cycle time?

800

The intervention when a team's standups regularly exceed 30 minutes

What is "observe the standup and help them refocus on the three questions/keep it to coordination"?

800

"Let's just add more people to the late project"

What is Brooks' Law? ("Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later")

1000

The only required attendees for the Sprint Retrospective

Who are the Scrum Team members? (Development Team, Scrum Master, and Product Owner)

1000

The dysfunction when retrospective action items never get implemented

What is retrospective theater?

1000

The four metrics from "Accelerate" that predict software delivery performance

What are Deployment Frequency, Lead Time for Changes, MTTR (Mean Time to Recovery), and Change Failure Rate?

1000

The approach when team members refuse to estimate because "story points are made up"

What is "explain that estimation helps with planning and forecasting, not performance measurement"?

1000

"We're doing Scrum, but we've modified it to work for us by removing..."

"...all the ceremonies/roles/artifacts that make it actually work" (leads to "ScrumBut")