Story Point Debates (a.k.a. The Math of Feelings)
What’s the real basis of story points?
Gut feel
SM’s favorite question
“Any blockers?”
Status of 90% of stories
In Progress.
What phrase always starts every sprint demo?
“Can you see my screen?”
What happens to complex stories
“Split na lang.”
What’s the team’s question to a new Jira story during DSU?
"This sprint na rin 'to?"
Definition of “carry over”
Tradition
What phrase fills the silence when no one wants to speak?
“Any questions?”
What’s the Scrum Master’s reality check line?
“Remember last sprint?” 💀
What’s another way of saying “I forgot what I did”?
"Mostly meetings.”
When SH says “adjust lang ng konti”, it means:
Rewrite everything
What’s the team’s go-to response to new requests?
"Next sprint nalang."
Hidden capacity blocker
Meetings
Hidden DSU goal
Magmukhang productive
What’s the leadership buzzword for “Overworked”?
“High-performing.”
What’s the dev’s next sprint goal?
'yung nacarry over
What’s the SM secretly thinking?
“Ang gulo niyo.” 😭😭😭
"Hello? Hellow? Wala ata akong audio."
Martin
End-of-sprint tradition
Pababa po ng ticket
Real sprint goal
Survive.