Personal Finance
It's a number that signals to lenders how likely you are to pay back a loan; above 670 is pretty decent
What is a credit score?
A traditional woman's cloth hat worn to recite a 14-line poem
A man in sunglasses realizes reality is a scam and commits to parkour and trench coats
What is The Matrix?
It blows: MOB TENOR
What is a trombone?
If your alma mater is Northern Iowa, you are one of these fierce black cats
What is a panther?
Oh no! You've just spent more than what is in your checking account using your debit card. This has occurred.
What is an overdraft?
An impoverished British man, fellow or guy
What is a broke bloke?
Drug addicted woman leads on mentally disabled man and dies from Hepatitis C after introducing the man to their son
What is Forrest Gump?
It keeps on ticking: MONO METER
What is a metronome?
If you went to San Jose State, you are one of these warriors who battled the Athenians
What are Spartans?
For film buffs, it's a Tom Cruise hitman-in-a-taxi movie; for bank nerds, it's an asset pledged to secure a loan
What is collateral?
Dire predicament faced by a Cavalier
What is a knight plight?
Uncle kills dad, kid sings with flatulent strangers, goes home to commit regicide
What is The Lion King?
A song collection about a story or theme, such as "Kid A" by Radiohead: CAB CLUMP TONE
What is a concept album?
At Purdue, Drew Brees was one of these, originally an insult by some jerks from Wabash College in 1889
What is a boilermaker?
If you're eligible, sock away some after-tax retirement scratch in one of these accounts, named for a late Delaware senator
What is a Roth IRA?
A solitary one of a brand of stackable potato chips
What is a single pringle?
What is SpongeBob SquarePants?
Mick Ronson played it with The Spiders from Mars: I ACCRUE GLITTER
What is an electric guitar?
If you go to Wisconsin, you'll become one of these diggers
What is a badger?
It's the "H-E" in "HELOC", a line of credit that can pay for your kitchen reno, your wedding... even your divorce
What is home equity?
An edible crustacean gangster
What is a lobster mobster?
Orphan attends dangerous boarding school where teachers consistently fail to stop attempted murders
What is Harry Potter?
Chord tones played in succession: OPERA GIG
What is an arpeggio?
This college's team nickname used to be "The Thin Red Line"
What is the Alabama Crimson Tide?