Missionaries
David, the 2nd oldest missionary, but youngest in the Church, was confirmed on this Holy Day which heralds the end of the liturgical year
What is the feast of Christ the King?
The current Pope
Who is Pope Leo XIV?
The M in E=Mc2 stands for this
What is Mass?
This 3 letter word is both a drink and a sport
What is ski?
This saint was grilled (literally)
Who is St. Lawrence?
Maddie, an owner of 23 rabbits in 4H, has become like them in her fear of this bird
What are owls?
The bird which is a homophone for our current bishop
What is a seagull?
A common, playful, onomatopoeia for shooting a gun
What is "pew"?
The term for a fear of extremely intricate buildings
What is a "complex complex complex"?
This saint irritated his congregation by floating up to the ceiling in the middle of the mass
Who is St. John Capistrano
Aliza, lacking no lactase, was outraged when unlimited milk at the state fair rose in price from 1$ to this amount
What is 3$ ?!
The commonly celebrated form of mass meaning "new order"
What is the Novus Ordo?
Insects carrying a writing utensil
What are pen ants?
Automobiles' most feared form of flooring
Carpet (car pit)
This saint ate only leeks and water
Who is St. David of Wales?
In 2018, in his ultimate season of organized baseball, Aaron won the regular and post season alongside his brother and under the coaching of his father, playing this position
What is (a) catcher?
Eucharist literally means this
What is thanksgiving?
εὐχαριστίαis is transliterated to this
What is eucharist?
When the pilot stepped out of his plane, he dropped his cheesy noodles on fresh asphalt and exclaimed "...!"
What is tarmac?
This saint smelled like bread when burned
Who is St. Polycarp?
Father Ryan's greatest fear, with which hell for him would be filled
What are grasshoppers?
Asparagus sounds similar to the name for this rod which is used by priests to sprinkle the gathered faithful
What is aspergillum/asperger/aspergil?
That which neither stands, sits, nor lies down when stationary
What is a kneeler?
This was said about a man who died eating soup too fast
What is "It was two spoon"?
Patron saint of ugly people
Who is Saint Drogo