Animals and Cryptids In The Bible
Magical and Mystical Terms and Phrases
90s-2000s Christian Clichés
Jordan Maxwell
Satanic Panic
100

In the Book of Numbers, this animal famously speaks to its owner, Balaam, after seeing an angel of the Lord blocking the path—making it the first "talking animal" since the Garden of Eden.

What is a Donkey?

100

This central phrase by Aleister Crowley teaches that discovering and doing your “True Will” is the highest spiritual directive.

 

 "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"?

100

This common phrase is often used by believers to distinguish their personal walk with Jesus from "organized legalism" or traditional church structures. "It’s not a religion, it’s a ___________"?

Relationship

100

According to Maxwell's analysis of the Great Seal on the back of the American dollar bill, the eagle is actually derived from the ancient concept of this mythological bird

What is the Phoenix

100

This tabletop role-playing game, created in 1974, was the target of widespread panic in the 1980s due to claims that it taught players "real-world witchcraft" and encouraged suicide.


Wha is “Dungeons and Dragons”

200

During Yom Kippur, this animal was symbolically burdened with the sins of the community and sent into the wilderness to "Azazel."

What is a Goat? or Scape Goat

200

To perform this classic sleepover "levitation" trick, participants chant this eight-word phrase while attempting to lift a friend with only two fingers.

What is "Light as a feather, stiff as a board"?

200

This term was used by Christians who explicitly state that they only listen to Christian Music and don't listen to ______ music.


Secular Music

200

Maxwell claims that the biblical verse Luke 22:10, in which Jesus tells his disciples to follow a "man with a water pitcher," is an astrological allegory for humanity's transition out of Pisces and into this new Age

What is the Age of Aquarius

200

In the 1980s, these colorful creatures were scrutinized by some religious organizations, which claimed their "stare" power and mystical belly symbols were training children in New Age spirit-channeling.


What are the Care Bears 

300

Described in Job 40 as having a tail like a cedar and bones like tubes of bronze, this creature is often cited by cryptozoologists as a potential "living dinosaur."

What is the Behemoth?

300

Often attributed to the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, this four-word maxim suggests that the patterns of the macrocosm (the universe) are reflected in the microcosm (the individual).

"As above, so below"

300

This common phrase was often used by someone who warns Christians to steer clear of anything "worldly".

"We are supposed to be __ the world, but ____ __ __". 


In the World but not of it.

300

Because they operate in the dark, the global elites who gather annually at the Bohemian Grove in northern California chose this nocturnal bird as their symbol

What is the owl

300

Question: In the late 1990s, this Japanese media franchise featuring collectible pocket monsters faced backlash from religious groups claiming the creatures were demons and that the game promoted occult evolution.


What is “Pokemon”

400

In older translations of Isaiah 13, these "shaggy goats" or "dancing demons" are said to inhabit the ruins of Babylon, representing a wild, chaotic spiritual presence in the desert.

What are Satyrs (or Se'irim)?

400

Derived from an Aramaic phrase meaning "I create as I speak," this famous stage-magic word was originally used in the ancient world as an amulet to ward off disease.

What is Abracadabra?

400

This four-letter acronym "F.R.O.G." was found on everything from rubber wristbands to bookmarks.

Fully. Rely. On. God.

400

According to Maxwell, the spiked "crown of thorns" worn by the Statue of Liberty is actually an occult symbol representing this natural phenomenon

What are the Sun's Rays

400

This 1980s fad, consisting of soft-sculpture dolls with unique faces, was accused by some pastors of being cursed or possessed because their adoption papers felt too much like "blood oaths."


What are “Cabbage Patch Kids”


500

Found in a single mention in Isaiah 34, this "night creature" or "screech owl" is often linked in Jewish mysticism to a primordial female demon of the wilderness.

What is the Night Hag (or Lilith)?

500

Often described as a "thought-form," this occult term refers to a non-physical entity that arises from the collective thoughts and energy of a large group of people.

What is an Egregore?

500

Often seen as a mathematical-style logo on hats and t-shirts, these four symbols represent the humility-focused decree from John 3:30.   + > I <

Christ Must Increase and I Must Decrease

500

According to Maxwell, the magicians of Celtic England made their magic wands out of this specific material, which ultimately gave the modern American film industry its name.

What is Holly Wood

500

This 1982 film was boycotted by some religious groups, who claimed it used "demonic imagery" to normalize alien visitation as a spiritual substitute for God.


What is ET the Extra Terrestrial