Instruments
Saxophone
The kid that jumped chairs
Kevin
Dudamel's job
Conductor
Nothing is ever hard
Just new
The purpose of a college band
to entertain
I'm not French
Horn
The best stage hand ever
Ed Goldman
Our greatest teacher
Failure
Their purpose is to win
Drum Corps
I don't have any buttons
Trombone
Nelsen bet his brother
A Chickfila milkshake
His band never used programs
J.P. Sousa
Yo
The name for marching formations
Drill
I'm Nelsen's primary instrument
Bassoon
The percussion who learned without any help
Anton
The Marshall of Michigan
Bill Ravelli
Never be afraid
to fail
Heels
I'm the highest pitched instrument
Piccolo
"I know the way out."
The lazy monk who was fired for solving a problem
Guido of Arezzo
When drummers march sideways, they imitate this animal
Crab