COVENANT POWER
Jacob had this famous dream on his solo journey, featuring angels going up and down.
A Ladder
President Thomas S. Monson taught that no one can MAKE us feel this emotion — it is always our choice.
Anger
How many days and nights did it rain during the Great Flood?
40 days and 40 nights
Brother and Sister King once met this man — the greatest Jeopardy champion of all time, with 74 consecutive wins.
Ken Jennings (show photo!)
In the King James Bible, the word "unicorn" was most likely a mistranslation of this actual animal — a large wild ox.
A Wild Ox (Re'em) — possibly a rhinoceros 🦏
Noah's ark was 300 cubits long. A cubit equals 18 inches. Ken Jennings won $2,520,700 on Jeopardy. Paco the Llama weighs approximately 400 lbs. Esau was described as exceedingly hairy. ❓ How many seasons are in a year?
4 (Esau's hairiness had zero relevance. Zero.)
Jacob renamed the place where he had his dream. It means "House of God."
Beth-el (Bethel)
This Old Testament twin was so furious about losing his birthright that he plotted to kill his own brother.
Esau
Noah sent this bird out from the ark, and it returned carrying an olive branch — proof that land was near.
A Dove 🕊️
Brother King posed with this Hollywood legend turned Governor of California, famous for saying "I'll be back."
Arnold Schwarzenegger (show photo!)
The King James Version of the Bible mentions "unicorns" this many times.
9 times
The ark had 3 decks. Noah had 3 sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth. Arnold Schwarzenegger won Mr. Olympia 7 times. Jacob worked 14 years to marry Rachel. A llama's gestation period is 350 days. ❓ What is the capital of France?
Paris 🗼 (The llama's pregnancy had nothing to do with it.)
In Genesis 28:15, God promised Jacob: "I will not _____ thee."
Leave
The anger management process has 3 steps. Step 1 is to _____ what sparked the angry feeling.
Recognize
After the flood, God placed this in the sky as a sign of His covenant to never flood the whole earth again.
A Rainbow 🌈
At the Seminary Christmas activity, Brother King made an unforgettable four-legged friend. Name him.
Paco the Llama 🦙 (show photo!)
According to "The Unicorn Song," Noah called the unicorns twice — but they missed the ark because they were too busy doing this.
Playing and goofing around 🎶
Gopher wood has a density of 0.6 g/cm³. The flood covered the earth for 150 days. Covenants have rungs. Paco the Llama has a very judgmental stare. Jacob saw a ladder reaching to heaven. Anger is the detonator of road rage. ❓ How many hours are in a full day?
24 hours (The llama knew. He's very wise.)
President Marion G. Romney taught that the rungs of Jacob's ladder represent these sacred agreements we make with God.
Covenants
Ether 12:27 promises that if we come unto Christ with humility, He can turn our weaknesses into these.
Strengths
The ark reportedly came to rest on this famous mountain after the waters receded.
Mount Ararat
Between Ken Jennings, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Paco the Llama — who was Brother King MOST starstruck to meet?
Paco. Obviously Paco. Have you SEEN that llama?
If unicorns HAD made it onto the ark, this would have been their most serious structural problem.
Their horns would have poked holes in the boat 🦄💧
The ark was 30 cubits high and 50 cubits wide. Unicorns appear 9 times in the KJV. Ken Jennings has never lost to a llama on Jeopardy. Elder Robbins called anger "a yielding to Satan's influence." Esau was extremely hairy. ❓ What color is a school bus?
Yellow 🚌 (Esau's hairiness had ZERO relevance. Again.)
This covenant — passed from Abraham → Isaac → Jacob — promises land, countless posterity, and blessings for ALL nations of the earth.
The Abrahamic Covenant
Esau and Jacob were separated because of Esau's anger for THIS many years before they finally reconciled.
20 years
Noah was this impressively old age when the flood came.
600 years old
Brother and Sister King teach THIS subject together every morning before most normal people are even awake.
Seminary! (Old Testament edition)
According to absolutely zero official Church doctrine, this is the real reason unicorns don't exist today.
They were too proud, overslept, and missed the boat. Entirely self-inflicted. (Not a doctrine of the Church.)
Noah was 600 years old during the flood. The ark could hold ~125,000 animals. Brother King has met both the Terminator AND a llama named Paco. Unicorns played themselves out of existence. Jacob's ladder reached heaven. Anger: bad. Covenants: good. ❓ How many letters are in the word SEMINARY?
8 — S-E-M-I-N-A-R-Y (You counted. We saw you count. It's okay.)