Illnesses
The cure for chronic back pain
What is Medical Retirement?
"Mom I'm going to be drunk all day. I don't have time for Grandma's funeral."
What is Alicia Evans?
Drinking water from the Milwaukee River
What is a way to guarantee birth defects?
Dwayne Johnson
What is The Rock?
Most likely to become the next James Charles
What is Niamh Martin?
The cause of fatigue, fainting, shortness of breath, pale skin, difficulty concentrating, leg cramps, and skinny ergos.
What is anemia?
"Well, this summer I only spent 3 days at home..."
What is Sammi Harris?
Hypothermia, wet launching, emotional trauma, and an overall living hell.
What is Devil's Lake 2015?
Birthplace of the singer of "Donald Trump" and home to the 6 time Super Bowl Winning Steelers
What is Pittsburgh, PA?
Most likely to crush a beer can on game day.
What is Saylor Martin?
Common effects of rib injury
What is repeating freshman year?
"You have to open your throat almost like you're about to throw up but like not and then you **incoherent gagging**"
What is Allie Lohrenz?
That idiot who had to use sunscreen to get a slide off her calf.
What is Gibbs?
Name of the late King Tommen of Westeros's cat
What is Ser Pounce?
Most likely to become a hoarder
What is Eliza Clifford?
Loss of toenails, balding, fatigue, irritability, and an affair with land squad
What is nutrient deficiency?
" **guawuahhhh** "
5:30 PM, Chazen Museum of Art
What is Eliza's Art Show?
Today's Hottest Instagram Influencer
What is Pat the Pit?
Most likely to be the phantom farter.
What is Renee Olley?