Leadership
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Jokes
100

If a manager of a restaurant purchased 15 (20) pound bags of potatoes and was short 2 (20) pound bags, how many pounds of potatoes would he have received? 

Answer : 

340 Pounds of potatoes

17 x 20 = 340

100

7(9) - 8 + 4 = 

Answer : 44

7 x 9 = 56 - 12 = 44

100

Why couldn't the woman ride the horse that was going back and fourth.

Answer:

It was a rocking horse

100

The word "Foresight", is one of the Servant Leadership Characteristics: What does it mean?

A. the ability to notice 

B. the ability to predict something

Answer:

B. the ability to predict something

100

Why did the deer go to the Dentist?

It had (Buck) teeth

200

What does Stewardship mean?

A. Management Supervision and being responsible

B.Working on an airplane

Answer :

A. Management Supervision and being responsible


200

Which word is mis-spelled:

A manager and his employee walked into the factories to see why there were chaos.

Answer:

 factories is mispelled, should only be one factory.

200

If time flies like an arrow, what does fruit flies like?

Answer:

banana or fruits

200

If someone is promoted on their job, what does promoted mean?

A. getting fired

B. raise or higher position in rank

Answer: 

B. raise or higher position in rank

200

What did one hat say to another hat?

Stay here, i'll go on-a-head

300

Why would someone leave the best job ever, mad?

They got fired

300

Why was the number 0 invented?

Answer:

for nothing

300

What's the difference between a kid on a tricycle and an adult on a bicycle?

Answer:

   the tires

300

If a customer bought a Iphone for $1200 and used a Debit card, what is a debit card?

A. a type of credit

B. money taken from your account

B. money taken from your account

300

What do you call a FISH with no I's?

FSH

400

If two people work at the same job every day and only one person does the work, why? 

The other person is the Boss

400

Conceptualization is one of the 10 characteristics of Servant Leaders. What does Conceptualization mean?

* To specify a meaning or idea of something.

* To gather details

Answer:

*To specify a meaning or idea of something.

400

If you have nine apples in one hand and 17 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Answer:

 Big hands

400

What position comes first in a job?

A. employee, supervisor, manager

B. manager, employee, supervisor

C.supervisor, employee, manager

A. employee, supervisor, manager

400

What do cats do before they hunt mice?

*Pray (Prey)

500

Which is Servant Leadership?

A. Uses power and control

B. Shares power and control

B. Shares power and control

500

What happened to the employee who mistakenly swallowed the dye at the paint store?

Answer:

They dyed (died)

500

If you drop a white hat in the red sea, what color would the hat be?

Answer:

white

500

*Which word is the meaning of : Identifying triggers, and understanding emotions in a non-destructive way?

*Business management

*Anger management

*Strategic management

* Anger management

500

What kind of music do mummies listen too?

Wrap (Rap)