PortShanteau
Shannon's notorious WVAU radio show, 5000 _____ in the wind
Shandles
This artist took a baseball bat to a car after getting cheated on
Beyoncé
Shannon's cat Liz Lemon is named after a character in this show
30 Rock
In her first move this actress was a Princess, then later stopped Shannon's heart in Ocean's 8
Anne Hathaway
October of freshman year at AU Shannon had an allergic reaction at TDR
False
Shannon would receive a record breaking standing ovation at this film festival–if real
Shannes
As a little Monster Shannon would say Stop callin', stop callin' if this singer called her telephone
Lady Gaga
Shannon would never own a lighter of this color–known to be cursed and maybe even tied to the 27 Club
White
This actress lives up to her off-putting yet enticing vibe in both Parks in Recreation and The White Lotus
Aubrey Plaza
Shannon once gave a Spiderman mouth to mouth resuscitation
True
With looks to kill, Shannon could be convicted of this crime
Shanslaughter
This Kiwi likes to go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
Lorde
This WNBA team secured their third championship title in 4 years last fall
Las Vegas Aces
This Irish hunk has dated two of Shannon's most and least favorite musicians
Paul Mescal
After famously falling in the canal in Venice, Shannon later fell in the River Liffey in Dublin and told no one for months
False
A sandwich enthusiast, Shannon should explore this Vietnamese variety
Shanh Mi
Even Oranges can't be compared to this Extraordinary musician
Fiona Apple
This nepo-worhty film director made a coffee table book Shannon's been dying to read
Sofia Coppola
This rugby hottie stole the show when Shannon watched the 2020 and 2024 Olympics
Ilona Maher
Shan once walked all the way from our apartment to the White House
True
Shan might let out a chuckle at this Will Ferrel Hit
The AnchorShan
Also named after a citrus fruit, Shannon heard this musician open for a concert in Philly
Blood Orange
Shannon witnessed two life changing events in this year: the Red Sox winning the World Series & Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host Weekend Update on SNL
2004
This rapper has three children RZA, Riot, and Rocki with another star on Shannon's list
A$AP Rocky
Shannon went toe-to-toe with a group of middle aged women, and had to be held back so she wouldn't start a bar fight in Dublin, Ireland
True!