A high-class individual who associates with French nobility
What is boujee?
The population of Wahoo as of the 2010 census
What is 4,500?
The first collegiate Greek-letter fraternity and oldest academic honor society
What is Phi Beta Kappa?
An activity Grandma turned to during a nail-biting Husker game
What is playing the piano?
An instrument Bruce Dickinson (Christopher Walken) demands more of
What is Cowbell?
To leave one on read, especially a potential date
What is ghosting?
Another name for the medicinal shrub after which Wahoo is named
What is burning bush?
The Greek God of music, poetry, and archery
Who is Apollo?
Arguably Josynne’s favorite musical
What is Les Miserables?
The cocktail that was spilled on Sofia’s stuff in the Aspen airport
What is a Bloody Mary?
One who may have pastel hair and a discord profile
What is an e-girl?
The indigenous tribe whose land became present day Wahoo
Who are the Pawnee?
The fruit that landed Persephone a part time job in the underworld
What is pomegranate?
The country that twisties come from
What is Germany?
The capital of Delaware
What is Dover?
An exclamation often used when throwing an object
What is yeet?
The three European nationalities who colonized the area
Who are the Czech, the Swedes, and the German?
The sports league who cut their season short due to over 15% COVID positivity rate
What is the NHL?
The state other than Nebraska in which J was a board-certified pharmacist
What is a Iowa?
The first feature-length animated film
What is Snow White and The Seven Dwarves?
A pejorative to one who owns hand lettered home décor and Uggs
What is cheugy?
The late night host who named Wahoo as an official “home office” of his show in 1996
Who is David Letterman?
A disease that jumps from animals to humans
What is zoonosis?
The day Jo and Jo got married
What is September 7th, 1957?
The second hardest gemstone on the Mohs scale at 9.25
What is Moissanite?