Shit Black People Say

Shit Black Grandmas Say

100

Black grandma's often say this when children are running in and out of the house during the summer"

What is "You running up my electric bill. Either you stay IN or stay OUT!"

200

Black children do not like to wear coats during the winter. Black grandmothers will often say:

What is "You better put a coat on before you catch your death"

300

Black children often make the grave mistake of raising their voice at their grandma, to which she responds:

What is "who you think you' raising your voice at??!"

Shit Black Mothers Say

100

All kids want to go this popular restaurant but black mothers always deter/discourage them with this response

What is "You got MAC-DONALDS money??"

200

When crying after getting a whipping, black mothers will often say this to shut the child up.

What is "shut up fo' I give you something to cry about"

300

When black mothers take their black children to the store they discourage them from grabbing items off the shelf by saying this.

What is "when we get in this store, you bet' not ask for nothing"

400

children often have selective hearing and/or ignore their black mothers when they are calling them. Black moms will often scream this:

What is " I know you heard me calling you"

500

When black children are caught singing songs word-for-word that they've heard on the radio, black mothers usually say:

What is "If you knew your schoolwork like you knew those songs, you'd be getting good grades"

Shit Black Church Folk Say

100

When you see black church folk on the street and you ask them how they are doing, the typical response is

What is "I'm blessed and highly favored!"