This player stood on principle (or maybe kneeled) for the first time on September 1, 2016 during the national anthem
Colin Kaepernick
#85 on the Jacksonville Jaguars meets Hopper, Eleven, and the Upside Down
Brenton Stranger Things
Minneapolis
Minnesota Vikings (MN)
This HoF Ravens linebacker shares his name with the small town where UD's marine science campus resides
Ray LEWES
NERDY AID
ANDY REID
Super Bowl 50 saw this HoF QB lead the Denver Broncos to a 24-10 win over the Carolina Panthers
Peyton Manning
The Chargers' rookie TE1 and IHOP's national competitor
Oronde Gadsdenny's
Santa Clara
San Francisco 49ers (CA)
This player had a record-breaking rookie season, but Year 2 was derailed by injuries (and Geno Smith)
Brock BOWERS BEACH
CA PALM BLEND
DAN CAMPBELL
2016's Pepsi Rookie of the Year went to this endearing, W-eating preacher boy of a QB
Jameis Winston
This year's #1 fantasy TE meets this 2011 Kristen Wiig comedy
Trey McBridesmaids
Landover
Washington Commanders (MD)
This Patriots-QB2-turned-Cowboys-QB2 shares a name with the DE town where Dogfish Head is headquartered
Joe MILTON III
NO KILT, MIME!
MIKE TOMLIN
This North Dakota State product was drafted 2nd overall in the 2016 Draft
Carson Wentz
Foxborough's starter and the third installment of George Lucas's interstellar saga
Hunter Henry-turn of the Jedi
Orchard Park
Buffalo Bills (NY)
He played RB for Cleveland in 2021 and 2022, was cut from the Washington's practice squad this preseason, and has a surname that reminds Logan of home
Demetric FELTON
Y CAVEMANS?
SEAN MCVAY
Alright, futbol nerds: who won the Prem in 2016?
Leicester City
A Tennessee Titan and the traditional Latin phrase indicating a point has been proven
Chig Okonkwo-d erat demonstrandum
Paradise
Las Vegas Raiders (NV)
Most often thought of as the third wheel in the Bengals receiving attack from 2016-2023, this player hasn't been seen since last year's brief stint with the Titans
Tyler BOYDS CORNER
TENTH SERBIAN OR CHIME?
BRIAN SCHOTTENHEIMER