Familial Ties
Everybody put your hands up... Mark and this cousin endured Mr Sabatino's IST class together freshman year.
Will
Diamonds last forever but this object, trapped between Michael's mattress and the bunk bed bars, has lasted even longer.
Carmex
Pigita
Michael, the boujie music expert, loves to make fun of Mark for his listening to this artist.
Lil Tjay
Don't drink kids... this cousin performed a striptease during a game of truth or dare in Anapolis.
Ryan
An everyday fashionista, Mark's three pairs of gym shorts all come from this brand.
Adidas
And on the third day he rose again. This character has repeated died and undied throughout the comic strip.
Orca
Following the death of the Goat, Mark made a playlist in his honor called this.
RIP Juice
Uncle Jimmy made me cry... What notorious act did Ryan commit on the way back from a 7-eleven slurpee run.
Stole money from a jar and got his hand stuck
To the victor go the spoils, Mark won these four awards in eighth grade over two neighborhoods. Name 3 of the four
Math, Social Studies, English, and Ceramics
Revenge is a plate best served cold. Rat assassinated Stephen after he sent his suit case, with Rat inside, to this place.
Yakustk
It could be worse... This artist was Mark's artist of the decade.
Post Malone
Grandma said this to Devlin, which made Uncle Rich reply with f you, diane.
I hope you don't grow up to be like your dad.
Quite the ladies's man... Mark has had a crush on primarily these three girls through elementary school and junior high.
Maddie Hinkle, Jackie Thomas, Liv Viola
Mr. Zeebachev, tear down this wall. In an attempt to blow up Zebra's wall, the crocs strap a bomb to this character.
Melvin.
Don't be jealous... this was Mark's song of the year for 2019
Envy me
High tensions indeed.. John almost killed David in Anapolis by doing this.
Pushing him off the balcony
How well do you pay attention to what Mark tells you... Mark will be taking these two classes next fall at Chesnut Hill College
Social Psychology and Criminology
Losing friends is always hard... Larry was kicked out of the Brudderhood of the Zeeba Zeeba Eata following this event.
He posted a picture of him rubbing badakadonk with Zeeba.
Desperate Times call for desperate measures... Mark's playlist, Shittier Juice Wrld, is made up entirely of this artist.
Trippie Redd