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According to Paul...
A. pigtails are meant to be pulled.
B. girls are from Venus and boys are from Mars.
C. Mrs. Jewls is a big meanie!
A. pigtails are meant to be pulled.
To be class president at Wayside School, you had to be able to...
A. turn on and off the classroom lights
B. play basketball well
C. add and subtract perfectly
A. turn on and off the classroom lights
Which floor does not exist in the school?
A. the thirtieth
B. the nineteenth
C. the thirteenth
B. the nineteenth
Which teacher, which doesn't exist, was Calvin told to take a note to?
A. Miss Zarves
B. Louis
C. Mrs. Gorf
A. Miss Zarves
Mrs. Jewls preferred quality over quantity when it came to this subject...
A. Art
B. Spelling
C. History
A. Art
Ron punched Louis in the stomach after saying which quotation?
A. "Don't go blaming it all on me. You're half the kickball team, too. You know."
B. "Cut my hair! Are you crazy?"
C. "Terrific. I always wanted to be best friends with a dead rat.”
A. "Don't go blaming it all on me. You're half the kickball team, too. You know."
What is Kathy's reason for not liking you?
A. She doesn't like people she doesn't know.
B. She knows that if you ever met her, you wouldn't like her.
C. You don't attend Wayside School.
B. She knows that if you ever met her, you wouldn't like her.
According to D.J.,
A. "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy."
B. "Mrs. Jewls is the meanest teacher ever."
C. "Wayside School has too many stairs."
A. "You need a reason to be sad. You don't need a reason to be happy."
What did Deedee do to leave the classroom early in order to get the best ball at recess?
A. She gave Mrs. Jewls an apple as a bribe.
B. She screamed at the top of her lungs until Mrs. Jewls threw her out.
C. She disguised herself as a rat.
C. She disguised herself as a rat.
The best ball to have at recess was the...
A. red ball
B. yellow ball
C. green ball
C. green ball
Why did Louis kick Terrence over the fence?
A. Because Terrence kept pulling all the girls' pigtails
B. Because Louis did this to all the kids
C. Because Terrence kicked all the balls the other kids were playing with over the fence
C. Because Terrence kicked all the balls the other kids were playing with over the fence
What did not happen when Jenny came to school late?
A. She worked on her spelling.
B. Mrs. Jewls and the other students were not there.
C. Jenny had to write her name under Discipline.
C. Jenny had to write her name under Discipline.
What problem does the three Erics face?
A. They are triplets with the same name.
B. They have nicknames that don't match who they are.
C. Mrs. Jewls sends them home each day on the kindergarten bus.
B. They have nicknames that don't match who they are.
What does Allison tell Mrs. Jewls is no secret?
A. Louis is a writer.
B. Sammy is really a rat.
C. Children are really smarter than their teachers.
C. Children are really smarter than their teachers.
What is the name of Wayside School's lunch teacher?
A. Miss Mush
B. Miss Cook
C. Miss Zarves
A. Miss Mush
Louis is...
A. a bad storyteller
B. the one who wrote this book
C. a liar
B. the one who wrote this book
Louis told Mrs. Jewls' class a story about...
A. a school that is only one story high
B. a dead rat that walked into a classroom
C. ghosts
A. a school that is only one story high
What happened when Mrs. Gorf came back?
A. She turned Mrs. Jewls into an apple.
B. She apologized to the students.
C. Stephen hugged her.
C. Stephen hugged her.
What's wrong with Nancy?
A. She was sent home on the kindergarten bus.
B. He doesn't like his name.
C. She is hungry.
B. He doesn't like his name.
What's the best word to describe Joy's feelings after she stole Dameon's lunch and got away with it?
A. guilt
B. nothing (She forgot all about it.)
C. pure joy
A. guilt
What happens if you receive three discipline strikes against you in Mrs. Jewls' class?
A. You were sent to Louis.
B. You were sent to the principal's office.
C. You had to go home early on the kindergarten bus.
C. You had to go home early on the kindergarten bus.
Mrs. Jewls believes that a lot of people do their best learning when they are...
A. asleep
B. eating
C. playing
A. asleep
When Mrs. Jewls first started teaching, she thought the children were...
A. brats
B. apples
C. monkeys
C. monkeys
Who ate Mrs. Gorf?
A. Louis
B. the principal
C. Maurecia
A. Louis
How did Jenny turn Mrs. Gorf into an apple?
A. She spelled apple.
B. She used a mirror.
C. She asked Louis for help.
B. She used a mirror.