Jokes
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to RUN!
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
the C (sea)
Why did nose not want to go to school?
It was tired of getting picked on!
Why is glue so bad at school work?
What's a snakes favorite subject?
Hissssstory
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
SPELLing
Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet?
The keep getting stuck at C (sea)
How do fish get to school?
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What is yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
What contest do skunks win at school?
The smelling-bee
Why didn't the broom ever get his work done?
He always SWEPT in class.
How do bees get to school?
On the school buuzzzzzz
Why was the kid running around in school?
Why did the bat miss the school bus?
Because it hung round too long.
What are the 10 things people can always count on?
Their fingers!
Which building has the most stories?
The library
What is the blackboard’s favorite drink?
Which animal cheats on exams?
a CHEAT-ah
Name the flying animal in the 134 classroom.
What are bubbles most scared of in school?
What does math class make students so sad?
It has too many problems.
What is a librarians favorite vegitable?
Quiet peas
Why did Joe eat his homework?
Because he doesn't have a dog!