Wild Country Music Stories
Which famous country singer lost a look-alike contest?
Who is Dolly Parton
This criminal robbed a store with a baseball bat and quickly found out they brought the wrong tool. What store did they try to rob?
A gun store.
Casu Marzu is cheese with live what inside of it?
Maggots
In Arizona, if you let this animal sleep in a bathtub you'll get a fine.
A donkey.
In Korea how does the groomsmen get the Groom ready for his wedding night?
Take off his shoes and socks, tie him down, and slap his bare feet with fresh fish.
What did Waylon Jennings tell Buddy Holly that haunted him the rest of his life?
"I hope your ole' plane crashes" a day before his plane crashed.
These criminals thought the best way to disguise themselves while robbing a bank was to put permanent marker on their face. What's the problem with this?
It's permanent, so they easily were picked out of a lineup.
This arctic ice cream "treat" has berries and what in it?
Reindeer fat
Fish.
Due to counterfeit pickles, in Connecticut how do they determine if these are legal pickles?
They must bounce when dropped from a foot.
If you have leftovers from your wedding dinner in France, this will happen to you later.
The party will mix parts of the food and drink into a clean toilet bowl and make you both drink out of it.
How did George Jones continue his drinking when his car keys were taken by his wife and no alcohol was left in the house?
He rode the lawnmower an hour and a half to get more alcohol.
If you are robbing a home what is the last thing you should do?
Take a nap, like one criminal did.
Rocky Mountain Oysters aren't seafood they're actually deep fried...
Bull testicles
In Alaska you can hunt a bear, but what can't you do?
Wake one up to take a picture with it.
In the Balkans how do the wedding party let everyone know a wedding is taking place?
They blow up dynamite. Anyone who hears it is invited.
Who got high on the roof of the White House?
Willie Nelson
Okay, but if you are robbing a home, what is the worst house you could rob?
A house you robbed earlier that day and is now swarming with police.
What part of the tuna do they use in Maguro no Medama?
The eyeball
In Denver it's illegal to mistreat this animal.
Rats.
This will get you dancing in Mexico. What do the family pin to you while you dance?
Money!
What country star was supposedly kidnapped from a mall, beaten, and abandoned?
Tammy Wynette...but did it happen....
While polite, if robbing a bank what is something you shouldn't do if you want to get away with it?
Call ahead and tell them what time you were coming to rob them.
Virgin boy eggs are the most disgusting thing created. What makes this egg special?
They cook it in children's pee.
In Florida if you break more than three of these a day you'll get a fine.
Dishes.
In a small town in Texas, the groom must push the bride up the hill in what?
A wheelbarrow.