Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Leggo
Leggo who?
Leggo your stuff so I can have it.
What did the sheep say after trying to eat a cactus?
Accidents wool happen!
When does a teacher carry bird seed?
At a parrot teacher conference!
What did the Dad turkey say to his stubborn child?
If your mother could see you now, she'd be turning over in her gravy!!
What do you get when you cross a witch and an evoker and 2 ravagers?
A NIGHTMARE
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Amish
Amish Who?
I didn't know you were a shoe!
What did the wolf say when he hunted down a skeleton?
Bone appetit!
What did the sick chicken say?
Oh no, I have the people pox!!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!
I work at the bank. One day, an old lady asked me to check her balance...
So I toppled her over. Then I ran because she was REALLY MAD
Knock Knock
Who's There?
A guy with an itch
A guy with an itch who?
Gesundheit.
What do they teach in Witch school?
Spelling!
If one bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops, Who can?
A toucan
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi- HEN :)
What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?
One in bad money and the other is mad bunny :)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Get Minecraft
Get Minecraft who?
Do what I said.
Why did the creeper cross the road?
He was being chased by an ocelot!
What do you call two birds stuck together
Velcrows
So the other day , I wrote this big heavy book about birds.
In the middle of the night it flew off the shelf.
What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
What is a penguin falling down the stairs?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Arthur Ashe
Arthur Ashe Who?
I didn't Know you sneezed so much!
What did the chicken say to the sheep?
Nice to meet ewe...
What did the falcon say to the pigeon?
Nice to eat you!
What bird is always depressed?
A blue jay!
What time is it when 10 ocelots chase Steve in the middle of the night?
1:10 in the morning!