Who is real?
Trubbish - a literal bag of trash that gained sentience
Real Gen 5
Man calls 911 after his cat ate all his cocaine
True, happened in 2014 and the cat survived
"What is Blooket?"
Andres Garcia
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - Mutant tomatoes rise up against humanity after a gov't experiment went wrong
(1978 classic)
A man in Japan spent $14000 on custom-made collie costume so he could "experience life as a dog"
Real, 2023
Vanilluxe - An ice cream cone that's just... ice, with a face
Real Gen 5, Ice type
Teen banned from zoo for teaching parrots to curse in different languages
Fake, but could somehow be true
"They know each other"
Josh Auguste
Rubber - A sentient car tire gains psychic powers and goes on a murderous rampage across the desert
(2010, yes, it's real)
A small town in Italy elected a dog as mayor after a protest vote campaign
fake (close though, since some towns do have animals as mayor)
Klefki - a tiny fairy that collects and carries keys around
Real Gen 6, Steel/Fairy type
Man breaks into home, makes coffee, offers to pay for damages
True, yes, it happened
"idiidjsjdndnsmmsjddppowkwk-skskssnnjdkklrrkjhhjwejjjrjd"
Neil Sun
Grandma's Wi-Fi Password - A dysfunctional family's Thanksgiving turns into chaos when the matriarch refuses to give anyone the Wi-Fi password until they reconnect emotionally
Fake (But Netflix should do it)
A Florida man was arrested for trying to "barter" an alligator for beer at a gas station
Real, 2019
Flarionyx - a rocky pokemon said to live in volcanoes with some bad temper.
Made up
Woman arrested for throwing live alligator through drive-thru window
True, 2016 at a Wendy's in Palm Beach
"What is a constant?"
The VelociPastor - A priest gains the power to turn into a dinosaur and uses it to fight ninjas
(2018, and the dinosaur is those inflatable funny ones)
During a marathon in China, half the runners were caught taking shortcuts... through a cemetery
Real, 2018, GPS revealed 250 runners
Mosquoon - A ghost type mosquito-like pokemon that evolve during a full moon
Made up, thankfully
Alligator found dead after eating cocaine in illegal shipments
Fake, but cocaine bear is real
"yeah I'm rawdogging that shi"
Josh Auguste
Space Lawyer: Legal Orbit - A hotshot attorney defends alien war criminals in zero-gravity courtroom while uncovering an intergalactic conspiracy
Fake
A man in Canada built a catapult to launch rotten fish into gov't offices after getting fine
Fake