Prays on the downfall of the Aggies and roots for the biggest losers in the NFL
Matthew/The Jew
A beauty tool for styling.

Curling Iron
Viernes
This number inexplicably became funny on TikTok and is now commented everywhere for no reason.
"67"
GEMIG
Gig Em
Known for being the "Walter Boone" clone
Leo
Pasties/Nipple Covers
A recent grandma hobby that she has picked up
Quilting/Sewing
The name of this character
Chill Guy
RYENH DKRIREC
Derrick Henry/Henry Derrick
Jack

Diva Cup/Menstral Cup/Period Cup
The name of her future pet
Mr. Pickles
This phrase refers to mashup of characters and objects spoken in a non-English language.
Italian Brainrot
ELKY IFELD
Kyle Field
Lemon Martinis, Cigarettes, and some Good Soul Brother Music are fan faves of his mom.
Anthony
Covers without showing up over cloth

Adhesive Thong
Name three sports that Maria has played/attempted to play.
Swimming, Diving, Karate, Jui-Jistu, Gymnastics, Soccer, Taekwondo, and Basketball
An unhinged youtube video about a popular animated character that quietly speaks and becomes sensual with a man in the middle of the night.
Shrek is Love
SWOH EM HET MNYEO
Show Me the Money
His brother gave him a battle scar from a bite due to a beyblade battle.
Christian
This speculum tool is often used at this place.
Gynocologist
The origin of her father's name Ahilleas (the name from an infamous mythology story)
Achilles
This U.S. airline went viral for its long-standing “fatphobic” policy, which requires whales to purchase an extra seat next to them.
Southwest Airlines
KAPRCIT HEOSMAM
Patrick Mahomes