Show:
Jon's Jokes
Parenting Highs and Lows
In this Year...
Jon and Sandy
Vacation and Travel
100
Jon’s comedic style is….(hint...it’s similar to a starch vegetable)
What is corny
100
When Ilana was job hunting in 2002, what did Jon do that to this day, he and Ilana disagree about?
What is call Resnicow Schroeder to try to get her hired
100
The Simons moved into a new 4 BR home in Windermere Circle (also, Jon was hit by a car and walked home and rang the doorbell)
What is 1984
100
This is the first thing that Jon orders when he sits down to lunch at a restaurant
What is a cup of coffee
100
In the mid 90's our family visited this popular destination for mountaineering and fishing in the Northwest part of Wyoming
What is Grand Teton National Park
200
Jon's most popular fan to-date who always laughed at his jokes
Who is Mindell Wien
200
In the Mid 90’s during this Shabbat when you put Ilana and Adam in charge, they proceeded to do what the rest of the night?
What is send Mom and Dad to their room, which Mom and Dad were ecstatic about
200
Sandy, Jon, Ilana, Adam, Grandma and Grammy take a trip to Israel for Adam’s Bar Mitzvah and while they are there, Leah and Dane are born, on Jon’s birthday.
What is 1997
200
This is Sandy's favorite thing to eat for breakfast
What is any leftover dessert
200
Surprisingly, Sandy is the most accomplished hiker in the family. This was her most daunting climb at 19,341 Elevation
What is Mt.Kilimanjaro
300
Finish This Joke: Whenever Dad hears the word Golf he says "I need another pair of a pants because......."
What is "I have a hole in one!"
300
Ilana and Sandy have taken several mother-daughter trips through the years. Name two of the cities they have visited together.
What is San Francisco, Paris, Santa Fe, Albuquerque, London, or New York
300
Grammy and Grandy decided to start the tradition of a family vacation with a trip to Vermont (also known as the flying pizza trip)
What is 1991
300
Jon's favorite time to workout or shower
What is just before guests arrive or as they are walking in the door
300
What did Adam and Ilana threaten to do when Jon suggested that when in San Francisco the family make an impromptu stop at cousin Bobo’s house and crash his family dinner?
What is jump out of a moving car
400
What was Jon wearing when he picked Sandy up from Law School in his Corvette while they were dating?
What is a Gorilla costume
400
Can you name two instances in which Adam has had run-ins with the law and Sandy has had to use her legal background/connections to exonerate him?
What is Yom Kippur Ticket Scalping Debacle, House Party while on Vacation, Citation in Harrisburg PA for underage Drinking, or Flirting with a police officer
400
The Simons took a family cruise and didn't pay attention to any national news, so it was only when the boat docked back in Florida that they found out a major blizzard had hit the East Coast stranding them for days (through Ilana's birthday)
What is 2003
400
If a motown song is played at a wedding or bar mitzvah, where will you find Jon and Sandy?
What is on the dance floor?
400
In Banff, Jon, Adam and Emily hiked to the top of a mountain to visit which famous destination?
What is Lake Agnes Tea House
500
Sandy’s least favorite of Jon’s joke’s involves him losing his credit card. What is the punch line?
What is "Keep it, you'll spend less than my wife."
500
As great parents who were heavily involved in their children's lives, please name two of Adam and Ilana's biggest achievements/accomplishments (according to them).
For Adam: What is Graduating from Johns Hopkins, Winning The State Tournament 1 time vs the Baltimore Bays in PK’s, Making the ODP Team, Finding Emily, Visiting Israel For Ilana: What is becoming SVP At R&A, Graduating from Duke, Marrying Terry, Bradley Evan Rubin, Editor-in-Chief of The Pitch; Top 5% of HS class
500
Barbara Gold introduced Sandy to Jon in Cleveland in what year?
What is 1970
500
Who ordered the HUNG SHU GUY?
What is the question that Jon always asks when he gets the bill after dinner at a Chinese restaurant
500
On Terry’s first Simon family trip to Scottsdale, name the item that Jon offered to a curbside check-in attendant at the airport. (Be Specific)
What is an open half-gallon of skim milk